$1M Bounty Put On Tim Tebow's Virginity

I wonder if over anxious women will roofie him

 

Tebow is so great that he'll continue to remain a virgin after marriage!

 

Tebow is the luckiest mofo on the planet right now.

He is wildly popular and famous, rich, QB in new york city, attractive.

Pretty much any woman would sleep with him as of yesterday.

But now, the woman would get 1 million bucks to sleep with him as well???

Hordes and hordes of attractive women are probably stalking him now ready to seduce him.

If I were him, I'd just forget about my religious faith and have a year-long spree where I bang as many women as possible, bankrupt the **** out of ashleymadison.com

 

Chandler Parsons need to contact them to claim the reward that he has earned.

 

That's all the Jets need.

another distraction

 

Ashley Madison HAS a million to give out is almost as absurd

 

I wonder if because of this, Tebow's career will end when he has to go to counseling for being a rape victim.

 

Holy crap, thadeus about to become a millionaire.

 

I had never even heard of this site before, but apparently matchmaking for affairs is a lucrative business.

From wikipedia:

 

Two birds with one stone.

 

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