$1M Bounty Put On Tim Tebow's Virginity

This is like the plot for a romantic comedy. He'll end up with the nerdy yet cute and abused corporate executive assistant who also ends up taking over the company when her evil lady boss is exposed for whatever.

 

He might be gay....and that is a lot of cash.

 

Tim Tebow is the best human being that is a professional athlete.

 

maybe a man will win the bounty?! hmmm. 1 million dollars.

 

Where's Bullardfan. Time for another homoerotic challenge!

 

Did I ever tell you about the time Tebow and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around? Anyway, Tebow throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn't ya know it, my stamina increased with each day, and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Tebow decides to enter me into the Breeders Cup under the name Turkish Delight. And Im running in second place, and I'm running, and I break my ankle. So anyway, they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, don't shoot him, he's a human!

 

this guy is the anti-christ.

 

It specifically says woman.

I'd do it for $1 Million.

 

He always did have trouble getting the football through the tire.

 

So anyway, Tebow would put on a white tie and tails and walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra Beverly, and he taught it how to fetch and use a phone. But then one day it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Tebow had to shoot the maid.

 

Did I ever tell you about the time Tim Tebow forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, Tebow tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled.

 

additional bonus if it's bareback?

 

They use Tebow's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee Stadium!

 

I believe Tebow is a virgin. Really not that hard to believe. I've seen devout religious folk with easy access to puss (handsome college athletes - lulz) that waited until marriage.

In fact, I would have easily taken Tebow being a virgin over him making the playoffs.