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[Florida News] Florida Man Mistakes Girlfriend For Hog, Shoots Her

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by percicles, Apr 24, 2012.

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  1. percicles

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    Sensory overload. Too many jokes.

     
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  2. Lil Pun

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    You can put lipstick on a pig.....
     
    #2 Lil Pun, Apr 24, 2012
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    I approve. :eek:

    Sincerely,
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    #3 SwoLy-D, Apr 24, 2012
  4. Classic

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    Moran.
     
    #4 Classic, Apr 24, 2012
  5. Big MAK

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    Something's in the bushes, shoot it! 99% chance it's a hog, I'll take those chances.
     
    #5 Big MAK, Apr 24, 2012
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    She must have looked like this:

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    I kind of hope there's some kind of misdemeanor law on the books for this in case one shoots a non-relative.
     
    #7 Dairy Ashford, Apr 24, 2012
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    America has one of the highest obesity rates in the world. When guys start mistaking their girlfriends for hogs, you know the obesity rate has gone overboard.
     
    #8 BetterThanEver, Apr 24, 2012
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    I'd skeet...I mean shoot on, I mean...

    Those hogs...
     
    #12 ballerboy001, Apr 25, 2012
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    "The Short, Happy Life of Oink Oink Oink"
    Ignoring commands, and going off to root for food? That's exactly what a hog would do.
     
    #13 aghast, Apr 25, 2012
  14. Carl Herrera

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    In America, man shoot girlfriend mistaken for hog.
    In Soviet Russia, man shoot hog mistaken for girlfriend.
     
    #14 Carl Herrera, Apr 25, 2012
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    Can he invoke the "Stand your ground" defense?
     
    #15 AroundTheWorld, Apr 25, 2012
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    Just curious, why do they list the male's age, but not the female's?

    Sexism!
     
    #16 trueroxfan, Apr 25, 2012
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    Funny and sad at the same time.
     
    #17 sammy, Apr 25, 2012
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