Angry Husband/Boyfriend Almost Punched Me Yesterday

If it is so blatant like that I'm sure the person is aware and relishes in the acknowledgement. It's called a skank.

 

Seriously the guy was about to give you hell for looking at his girl flap jacks pancake a**?!!?!

Is he shallow hal?

 

That's a bit strange if you ask me. How was your childhood? A strong mother in the house?

I do not believe you.

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j/k ... It's all good. You are a better man than I am.

 

Fixed

 

Hey, at least it wasn't this:

 

Or he and his girl have been doing this for years at the dairy section

 

paulflswtf says you faked the phone conversation to look cool.

 

Excellent drawing. This BBS finds new ways to surprise me every day.

The correct term for what you witnessed is a "Whale Tail"

 

Instead of talking on the phone, you should have pulled up your video app and stood there looking nonchalent with the video rolling. Take the punch and collect the insurance money.

 

Hell no you don't do that!

If your waiting for milk or jelly beans it does not matter, you stand there and wait if you want to. That jack ass and his girl don't own the building. If they don't want someone standing behind them then they should hurry their butt up. If the guy is worried about someone looking at his girls thong then he needs to tell her to keep it covered. And if the jack ass guy acts like he is coming after you make eye contact with him, if he wants to be Mr Bad Ass and show off in front of his girl it's not gonna work out to well for him.

 

I agree with this except the fighting (and improper use of the word 'your'). You get into a fistfight in public, you're going to jail. It's all well and good to stick up for yourself, but if you go to jail over milk you're going to regret it.

 

You did nothing wrong. They were the ones with the problem not you. They are responsible for there own wardrobe malfunctions not you and you had every right to stand and wait for the milk even if you had more shopping to you. They should just be fretful you were not flat out staring with her wearing her clothes like that.

 

Well, hotballa felt guilty just by his presence at that moment. I would have told the husband to have his woman pull up her pants b/c it hurts my eyes. Don't let random people dump random guilt on you.

 

I did not say anything about starting a fight. But I'll be damn if some jack ass is going to act like he is going to back me down when I did nothing wrong. If you start being someone else's door mat you will always be someone else's door mat.

And I don't pretend or care about being an English major.

 

Well, your inaction was wise. You had your mental pictures, ignored the bark, and had us going for you on a boring Tue morning. Consider it a win.

 

DAT ASS.

 

Probably not worth it. On second thought, HB did the right thing. It doesn't make sense to risk a fight with a random douche. Here is the mantra: let it go like a fart.

 

I don't get how faking a phone call from behind, would alert her that her thong was showing? I believe most girls don't know that their thongs are peaking unless they have eyes in the back of their heads.

 

He phoned so that they would witness him and move or do their milk thing quicker.