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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by basso, Apr 20, 2012.

  1. No Worries

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    You are way out on the limb there.

    If the dude was smarter, he would realize that hookers are cheaper and have zero issue with the whole DP thing (as long as you are paying).
     
  2. Yung-T

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    To determine if it's basso we gotta keep calling the guy "gay", "dumb", "moronic", etc. Eventually basso will lose temper and post something like "f*** you guys, he's not gay and his list is 100% great!"
     
  3. finalsbound

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    why? he said in the post he doesn't even want kids, unless that was a typo.

    barf. I hate when guys do this. can't help it, just get a creepy paternalistic vibe.

    this guy is totally gay though.
     
  4. ElPigto

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    I was bored out of mind reading through that. Any woman that takes up that offer is going to have quite a boring life. There are so many restrictions.
     
  5. QdoubleA

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    I notice you didn't object to certain other parts of his post...tell me, if you could be any part of a sandwich...which would you be?
     
  6. hotballa

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    he doesnt want kids? i have no idea how i missed that. then i dont understand why he has a problem with the woman working.
     
  7. hotballa

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    including not being able to talk during sex apparently
     
  8. eveluvsrox

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    He's cute but sounds super gay
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    Lets see where I stand
    1) If you drink alcohol (even if it's just a glass of wine on occasion) I'm about to watch some netflix and have a drink in a few
    2) If you smoke or do drugs never smoked ever seriously
    3) If you go out to clubs or bars I don't club but will maybe once or twice a month go to a bar
    4) If you have friends who are guys. I don't have a single friend who is a girl, period. So obviously I don't want to date any girl who has friends that are guys, period! I don't want you to drop your guy friends for me, I am just looking for a girl who doesn't have guy friends to begin with.
    Welp I don't like being around estrogen all day every day. My best friend is a guy and has been my best friend since I was 7
    5) If you're still in school. I'm almost 29 years old so I prefer not to date anyone who is still in college. I have nothing against school but I'm ready to settle down and I'd like to be with someone who is past that point in their life.
    In school I graduate in december though
    6) If you have kids (I don't want kids ever, I'm just putting this out there as to not get anyone's hopes up) I want four so yeah



    First date spending the night my ass. Wake up locked up in a basement somewhere with buffalo bill in the bottom of a well. Fuuuucccccccckkkkkk that. Plus, I don't believe in shacking up.:eek::grin:
     
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  9. basso

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    cool with the DP tho?
     
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  10. thadeus

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    yes, basso checking the "polls" on craigslist.
     
  11. finalsbound

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    i've heard of much more disturbing kinky sex fetishes...the real crime is this dude not allowing her to get ****faced drunk before him and his "buddy" whip out their weapons.
     
  12. Cold Hard

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    This guy is an idiot. Most women who do satisfy his requirements wouldn't want anything to do with this fool.
     
  13. codell

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    Friends don't let friends **** them in the ass. ;)
     
  14. pmac

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    very interesting response
     
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  15. eveluvsrox

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    I didn't read the disclaimer and no DP for me. I'll leave that to the professionals.
     
  16. JayGoogle

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    Okay...
    How are you asking a female...a single female at that...to have no guy friends?

    This is some of the dumbest ____ i've read in a while...it must have been posted on Reddit.
     
  17. pmac

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    not even if you get ****faced drunk before?
     
  18. AroundTheWorld

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    Didn't read thread but thread title indicates this thread could be about me.
     
  19. rocketsjudoka

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    You might want to read it first before you say that.
     
  20. bladeage

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    I'm gonna ahead and say that yes, it is definitely about you.
     

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