How does Heypartner beat his dog in a sprint duel? He just beats the b**** down at the start of the race and jogs to the finish line.
How does heypartner's dog beat him at a game of texas holdem? The dog puts on a pair of shades, puts on "Where my dogs at" on his IPhone and..... .... no no just kidding, heypee's dog never beats heypartner, because he always beats the b****.