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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by codell, Apr 10, 2012.

  1. Kim

    Kim Member

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    Pretty sure she's a woman, but if not, that's even a better story.
     
  2. MrRoboto

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    They are "Lubbock Hot"
     
  3. RocketsPimp

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    I wouldn't let them pay me $100/hour to let them take off their clothes and clean.
     
  4. ballerboy001

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    The Video Interview:
    Reporter: "Are you doing anything illegal?"
    Owner: "No, not at all. We have a strict no touching policy!"

    As if the owner is gonna say "Yes, we have sex with our clients (or admit anything illegal)" on camera.
    :rolleyes:
     
  5. Jontro

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    I wonder how business is doing for them. Are there really guys out there paying for this??
     
  6. Convictedstupid

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    Went to the website expecting the women to look like they're from lubbock.




    Left correct. Do not want. They all look like they come with stds.
     
  7. rockbox

    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    The ones in the p*rn movies are much hotter.
     
  8. Dairy Ashford

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    The problem with smallish conservative towns is that all the hot, halfway sociable girls get married quick, so cash whoring is the province of the poor and outcast. I don't think I've ever seen a heterosexual male as visibly offended by sexual innuendo as that news anchor.
     
  9. Shroopy2

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    lol I keep saying, all that body art stuff women do to them its "alt". But most the time its jsut lessened expectations and looks cheap.

    Classy presentation still matters. Or maybe its a Lubbock thing. (Or maybe you can bribe an illegal to do more for less.... )
     
  10. Preston27

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    No, no they are not. I live in Lubbock, and sadly I think I may actually know "Star".
     
  11. BetterThanI

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    "Fantasy Maid Service"? Unless the "fantasy" is methadone clinic drop-outs and the delicate scent of Tilex, I call shenanigans.
     
  12. rockbox

    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    I don't know how many people you know from Lubbuck, but there are plenty of hot women there.

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  13. bullardfan

    bullardfan なんでやねん

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    Yeah I'm a guy. The guy was kinda creepy but i was able to buy food, gas, and cigarettes for a month with that money. I ate food out of the garbage for a day and then did this job. The first and last time. I was doing freelance copyediting for a small pharmaceutical company and applying to hundreds of jobs while waiting for the temp agency to get back to me with smthg stable. All of my freelance money went to rent.

    It was rock bottom and I was 26 years old at the time.
     
  14. ima_drummer2k

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    For me, it would go in the childhood dream thread...


    EDIT: Clutch, please delete post above. Thanks.
     
  15. DonkeyMagic

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  16. bullardfan

    bullardfan なんでやねん

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    lol. exactly what my friends were like. at the time i thought it was better than asking my parents or friends for money because i was too embarrassed that i had failed to land any sort of writing job. in retrospect, i probably should have.
     
  17. pirc1

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    Pics or it never happened.
     
  18. ima_drummer2k

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    I think this is one of those rare instances in which I'd rather just take his word for it.
     
  19. pirc1

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    I think this is girl and not a guy.
     
  20. leroy

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    After looking at the pics, they'd have to pay me $100 to come in my house with anything other than a sweatsuit.
     

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