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[Rage] Got Stuck Pooping Without Anything to Read

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hotballa, Apr 9, 2012.

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  1. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    Whipped out the cell phone to do some Wikipedia reading before getting on the throne but it was out of juice. Shirt was already off at that point and the body already thought it was 'going' so I couldn't hold it off. Wife cleaned out the bathroom yesterday so no Archies or magazines in there. Wound up reading the back of the Lysol Wipes can while doing my business :(
     
    #1 hotballa, Apr 9, 2012
  2. Dairy Ashford

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    I can't think of another comic book (I think) I know all the characters too, but have never read or known anyone else who reads. I can't even imagine someone subscribing to it or purchasing a copy.
     
    #2 Dairy Ashford, Apr 9, 2012
  3. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    IPad to the rescue man, got to have that Ipad....

    DD
     
    #3 DaDakota, Apr 9, 2012
  4. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    Haha I've done the same thing.
     
    #4 Xerobull, Apr 9, 2012
  5. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    i have had over 500 archies at one point. that number is down to 200 now because of my friends and relatives "borrowing" them over the years. only the pre 2000 stuff though
     
    #5 hotballa, Apr 9, 2012
  6. Bandwagoner

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    Do you use this same phone when delivering food?
     
    #6 Bandwagoner, Apr 9, 2012
  7. CCorn

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    I know my shampoo bottles too well....

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    is your best friend.
     
    #7 CCorn, Apr 9, 2012
  8. wreck

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    Dude no joke i stress out too. Its so weird. I go crazy if there is nothing to read...
     
    #8 wreck, Apr 9, 2012
  9. LCII

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    I dont get how some folks read on the toilet. I just get in, do my business, and get out. Why would you sit in the smell of your own poop and read?
     
    #9 LCII, Apr 9, 2012
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  10. Uprising

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    Hate reading the shampoos and Irish spring boxes.

    Normally there too long and legs fall asleep.
     
    #10 Uprising, Apr 9, 2012
  11. RedRedemption

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    It literally only takes me like thirty seconds to do my business.
    Can't get much reading done in that time...
     
    #11 RedRedemption, Apr 9, 2012
  12. CCorn

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    Sounds like my dog.
     
    #12 CCorn, Apr 9, 2012
  13. arkoe

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    Oh sorry, I thought this was the other poop thread.
     
    #13 arkoe, Apr 9, 2012
  14. RedDynasty

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    Pooping + reading = LIFE
     
    #14 RedDynasty, Apr 9, 2012
  15. bullardfan

    bullardfan なんでやねん

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    #15 bullardfan, Apr 9, 2012
  16. RedRedemption

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    Are you calling me a b****? :eek:
     
    #16 RedRedemption, Apr 9, 2012
  17. CCorn

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    Cuz you peepee sitting down.
     
    #17 CCorn, Apr 9, 2012
  18. Jontro

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    Take a poop with the doors open and watch TV like a champion.
     
    #18 Jontro, Apr 10, 2012
  19. bigtexxx

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    You should have called in the wife for a blumpkin
     
    #19 bigtexxx, Apr 10, 2012
  20. Surfguy

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    Where do I need to send my money to help you buy a new book or magazine? ;)

    You seem to be in dire straits there. I hope you got out okay! lol
     
    #20 Surfguy, Apr 10, 2012
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