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Cheap Chinese/Korean Massage Places

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hotballa, Apr 9, 2012.

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  1. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    I've been noticing ALOT of these places opening up in New York City and Long Island lately. You get an hour massage for like only $50 and my cousin went to one of these places and got an hour massage AND free haircut for only $45! They been popping up in Houston too? It's crazy how low the prices are, probably explains why so many of them go out of business after only a few months lol I've seen like 2 or 3 of them open up about a couple milkes from my neighborhood and already close down
     
    #1 hotballa, Apr 9, 2012
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    in before the happy ending..that's....
     
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  3. kidcave9

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    Lol at adding he also got a haircut
     
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  4. bigtexxx

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    umm, these have been around for ages in Houston

    and most are much more than massage parlors
     
    #4 bigtexxx, Apr 9, 2012
  5. The Real Shady

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    Stop pretending like you don't know what these places are.
     
    #5 The Real Shady, Apr 9, 2012
  6. Bandwagoner

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    If he got a haircut there it is probably some kind of salon or nail place.
     
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  7. finalsbound

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    I go to this place.

    It's decently priced - $60 for a deep tissue massage - and they actually really do great work. she jumps around on your back with ski poles, it's great.
     
    #7 finalsbound, Apr 9, 2012
  8. juicystream

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    Only go to the ones that advertise on backpage.com. That way you know the place is legit.
     
    #8 juicystream, Apr 9, 2012
  9. Xerobull

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    Full Service.
     
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  10. hotballa

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    I'm not planning to goto any of those places again. The only time I went to a cheap massage place was last year when my back was killing me. The woman just pressed my back for an hour and was doing painful stuff like rubbing my spine. She also massaged my butt for like 10 minutes, which just felt weird. I didn't even know that masseuses do that. I was in pain for 2 weeks after that. The massage only cost $60 but it was totally not worth it.
     
    #10 hotballa, Apr 9, 2012
  11. Northside Storm

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    you forgot to ask for the secret word
     
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  12. hotballa

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    "please stop, you are hurting me"?
     
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  13. hotballa

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    I've been told that I look like a cop because I'm Asian but speak perfect English so maybe that's why they didn't bother offering extra services, and just gave me their version of what a proper massage should be.
     
    #13 hotballa, Apr 9, 2012
  14. Nook

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    They have been all over Houston for 25 years. Houston is that Capitol of strip clubs and massage parlors, there is a constant flood of Asian immigrant women through the port to keep up the supply. 75% of them are w**** houses and close because they are raided. They all are "owned" by the same people.
     
    #14 Nook, Apr 9, 2012
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    The thing that I see all the time now that I never used to see around Houston is the places with the generic "game room" banner on the front which looks from the outside like a seedy video poker gambling parlor.

    I don't think these things used to exist, but now they are on every corner in every crappy neighborhood.
     
    #15 Ottomaton, Apr 9, 2012
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    acupunture is the real deal.
     
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    What's the over/under on hotballa's next thread being about someone coming into his sandwich shop asking for him to do laundry, nail refills, and butt massage?
     
    #17 Yonkers, Apr 9, 2012
  18. MykTek

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    just watch Jennifer Love Hewitt's new show "The Client List" and you'll get the idea what they are about.... lol
     
    #18 MykTek, Apr 9, 2012
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    What's the difference between a Chinese/Korean/Thai massage?
     
    #19 kidcave9, Apr 9, 2012
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    #20 liljojo, Apr 10, 2012
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