If I win the Mega Millions tonight I will.....

that's why everyone gets a copy with names on it.

 

I guess I might as well make sure I buy a ticket since I've told myself twice that I'd get one this week. Guess with no one winning it's a sign right? RIGHT!?!

 

...wage an all out war on the *****ers who hacked my fb account.

I apologize to any of you affected.

 

moved up to $540 million now

 

If it moves up to a billi that would be SICK.

 

...go to Red Lobster.

 

Help the family of a little girl I know who is fighting Leukemia.

and a bunch of other, much funner stuff.

 

^^
Yea, Red Lobster for the whole family, orderin the most expensive things on the menu like a BOSS.

 

540 million.

 

There is no way I will win that jackpot.

DD

 

buy an ipad

 

Those are some sweet shoes, though.

 

No worries...what's worse is people responding three days later.

 

Buy the Rockets and give you guys all the insider info you crave

Charity

Penthouse

 

With all the hype that's going on, I wouldn't be surprised if there are 10 winners, and the split is a typical Mega Millions jackpot. (Still buying my tickets. Keep hope alive.)

 

So embarrassing.

 

I would buy a small island country, proclaim myself emperor forever and then declare war on my neighbors.

 

I hope not.

Spoiler

I'm currently in a pool of 50 people.

 

Why doesn't some company go out there and buy all 175000000 combinations. Then they would only have to pay taxes on earnings minus the cost of the tickets. Of course if multiple people win they would be screwed, but the probability of that is very small because each additional ticket only has a 1/175million chance of winning. I bet warren buffet would take that bet.

 

sigh...[facepalm]