If I win the Mega Millions tonight I will.....

I would buy out Drexler and bring back Calvin.

 

so basically, even at a 500 million price * the chance of winning, the expected value is $285.

so everyone should buy tickets

 

You do understand that you can win something with only 1 number right, don't you?

 

Check your decimal. The expected value is $2.85.

 

Go to vegas and put it all on red.

 

assuming there's only 1 winner right?

 

always bet on black

Spoiler

 

My office did a pool for last night's drawing... gave $150 total; won a $7 grand total....

They're also doing one for this Friday's drawing, $5 dollars a pop, tempting but I'm not sure whether to participate or not.

 

Engage in a little soft prostitution by giving extravagant gifts to women I know who I always wanted to bone.

Take care of my family and closest friends.

Work on my craft full time as a playwright and actor.

Maybe see if I can find some partners to bring the NHL to Houston.

 

That's right.

 

You can buy two chicks if you win the Mega.:grin:

 

Take my family for a good long vacation.

 

I would spend about half of the winnings on year long trip around the world, drinking,gambling,buying expensive gifts for everyone,sexing as many women as possible and then afterwards waste the rest of it.

 

- Get rockets/texans season tickets.
- at least for one season, going to all 82 games of the rockets and going for
the 16 games of the texans regular season.
- getting first row tickets at 50 yard line in a superbowl.
- Travel a lot
- Donating a lot to clutchfans, and other charities.
- Give money to my family and friends.
- Invest the rest of the money

 

Add Astros season tickets, and it's perfect!

 

Bought $100 worth tonight (max for tax right off, lulz). When I win I will donate all of my....


I ain't donating ****. I'm buying at least eleventeen cars and a Pit Bull to put on the cover of my underground hip hop tape. Get ready b****es.

Ima be the better Wax.

 

Dat's whut I wanna hear dawg. Donatin money is for pu**ies.

Get me to do a song with you on the tape.
*DMX bark* RRRR AUUUU AUUUUUUUU

 

Spent $3 on a ticket and actually won $5 from yesterday's drawing... and spent that $5 to buy another one today.

Winning even a little bit had me excited.

 

Buy a huge chunk of tickets to one Rocket game for the next few years. Disperse tickets amongst Clutchfans members. Dub it the annual Clutchfans game.

 

i never trust office pools, heard of this 1 b*stard who was the buyer for his office, and won... but he says "oh the winning ticket, i purchased on my own"

scum