Met a girl on a plane

Get over it. It has been two years, it is pathetic.

 

The best thing to do in situations like these is to incessantly dwell on it and kick yourself over it. A good way to make it even better is to imagine the perfect little reality you would have had in this imaginary timeline, even though there's no objective reason as to why you should be led to believe that.

 

I once ate a sandwich.

It was the best ever.

On that date I shall remember.

I was sad to see it go.

 

Dude, that's kinda creepy.

 

just watch the movie "serendipity" over and over and over

 

Just send a message to your girl
She send me one back
But I ain't never read it
Cause p***y is only p***y
And I get it when I need it.

 

You should ask the thadeus how she is in bed.

 

Crazy women are the best in bed...