You should've seen the looks on the faces of my Dad and Mom, When I showed up at the door with a date for the senior prom. They said: "Well, pardon us, son, she ain't no kid. That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig." I said: "I know it, dad. Ain't she cool, That's the kind I dig."
Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side, When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed. Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge, Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused. An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side.
Just for background info Oakdale is a suburb of St. Paul and fairly socially conservative. It was in Michele Bachmann's district but has recently been redistricted.
I'm guessing a suburban after prom party is going to be pretty lame for a West Coast p*rn star. She probably just wants the publicity of going to a Midwest prom and the chance to recover part of her lost childhood.
So . . . everyone would be ok . .. .if he just brought a hooker? man . . . We gotta have limits . . . We gotta have standards. Rocket River
lol. He's gonna have his own "p*rn Prom" now. http://www.twincities.com/localnews/ci_20231757/tartan-student-has-new-plan-p*rn-star-prom
Should have kept it quiet. Probably could have shown up with her but he just had to brag to everybody
And I went to the Tartan High prom with her. Too bad she isn't a few years younger so I could have gone this year :grin:
Oakdale is about a half hour drive from me! :grin: Even better it's going to be near the Landmark center in St. Paul. We played a gig on St. Pats right next to there. Maybe I can talk my band into playing Mr. Stone's event.
