MOREY: What up Minions! Happy to take a few minutes between trade talks to get some fan feedback heading into the deadline. let the chaos begin... KING SOLOMON'S CAPS LOCK: Y U NO TRADE FOR BOGUT!?!?! MOREY: Good question king caps lock. It was a done deal until our negotiations with Foster's and Outback Steakhouse went south. Management takes a hard line stance against injured superstars who are unable make us a quick buck. MOREY: NEXT! THE GENERAL: a trade is impossible under the salary cap. you would have to restructure the salary of every player on your team. it makes me hungry just thinking about it MOREY: WOW! good thing this isn't your day job...are you sure you are in the right forum? you should probably click over to our Hand Egg section...can we get a mod to move this thread. NEXT! MaMONTANA: Would Orlando have any interest in swapping franchise players? A Howard for Budinger swap, or are we giving up too much value for a rental? MOREY: How do you mouth breathers afford internet connections? NEXT! THE COMMISH: Anything brewing with New Orleans? BTW, how is Gasol working out for you? -- MOREY HAS LEFT CHAT --
Good, not great. Would be better if longer, but I enjoyed the pictures. I don't get the DD joke I guess, because Bud IS the franchise