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[HUMOR] Live Chat w Daryl Morey Pre-Deadline

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Pete the Cheat, Mar 14, 2012.

  1. Pete the Cheat

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    MOREY: What up Minions! Happy to take a few minutes between trade talks to get some fan feedback heading into the deadline. let the chaos begin...



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    KING SOLOMON'S CAPS LOCK: Y U NO TRADE FOR BOGUT!?!?!


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    MOREY: Good question king caps lock. It was a done deal until our negotiations with Foster's and Outback Steakhouse went south. Management takes a hard line stance against injured superstars who are unable make us a quick buck.


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    MOREY: NEXT!


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    THE GENERAL: a trade is impossible under the salary cap. you would have to restructure the salary of every player on your team. it makes me hungry just thinking about it


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    MOREY: WOW! good thing this isn't your day job...are you sure you are in the right forum? you should probably click over to our Hand Egg section...can we get a mod to move this thread. NEXT!


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    MaMONTANA: Would Orlando have any interest in swapping franchise players? A Howard for Budinger swap, or are we giving up too much value for a rental?


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    MOREY: How do you mouth breathers afford internet connections? NEXT!


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    THE COMMISH: Anything brewing with New Orleans? BTW, how is Gasol working out for you?


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  2. jayhow92

    jayhow92 Member

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    Lol. Way too much time on your hands.
     
  3. htownrox1

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    Ok, that was pure GOLD.
     
  4. jank1434

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    Good, not great. Would be better if longer, but I enjoyed the pictures. I don't get the DD joke I guess, because Bud IS the franchise
     
  5. fallenphoenix

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    maMontana LOL you nailed it
     
  6. Depressio

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    I disagree. I didn't find it funny at all.
     
  7. NotInMyHouse

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    LOL - pretty epic.
     
  8. Pete the Cheat

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    something to pass the time. feel free to add
     
  9. Pete the Cheat

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    sorry man, next time I will just post a Marmaduke comic
     
  10. Convictedstupid

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    Foreverpancakes got me. Well done.
     
  11. RocketsMAN!

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    DaDa's rolling in his office chair, made me LOL, scared my dog!
     
  12. Zergling

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    Nicely done.
     
  13. htownrox1

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    You don't have a sense of humor?
     
  14. daywalker02

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    that cracked me up....
     
  15. gwatson86

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    How do some mouth breathers afford internet connections? I'm with TSchmal.
     

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