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Happy Steak Day

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by boomboom, Mar 14, 2012.

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  1. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    And good luck with the bj!
     
    #1 boomboom, Mar 14, 2012
  2. mrm32

    mrm32 Member

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    My gf said I could get a steak at BJ's. :(
     
    #2 mrm32, Mar 14, 2012
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  3. LonghornFan

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    *texting wife RIGHT NOW!*
     
    #3 LonghornFan, Mar 14, 2012
  4. bigtexxx

    bigtexxx Member

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    I don't call it a blow job.

    I call it a "blow privilege".

    The lady has the privilege of servicing a man.
     
    #4 bigtexxx, Mar 14, 2012
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  5. RocketMan Tex

    RocketMan Tex Member

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    Greatest holiday EVAH! :grin:
     
    #5 RocketMan Tex, Mar 14, 2012
  6. LonghornFan

    LonghornFan Member

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    Wow, complete FAIL!

    I texted- "Baby, you know today is steak and blow job day, right? I'll grill, you get on deez nutz!"

    Reply from my MOTHER! "Ummm, LonghornFan, This is your mother and that is disgusting. Do you really talk to your wife like that?"

    omg
     
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  7. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    bwaahahahahahah. You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to LonghornFan again.



    http://www.officialsteakandblowjobday.com/
     
    #7 boomboom, Mar 14, 2012
  8. Thefabman

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    lmao


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    #8 Thefabman, Mar 14, 2012
  9. LonghornFan

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    Yeah, I fixed what I really typed. Need to upload a screen shot. Worst fail.
     
    #9 LonghornFan, Mar 14, 2012
  10. red

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    Ron Swanson agrees with this day.
     
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  11. got em COACH

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    No need i did it for you :grin:

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  12. edwardc

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    Steak and BJ day you gotta love these days.
     
    #12 edwardc, Mar 14, 2012
  13. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    The first time I celebrated this holiday my GF at the time asked me why I looked so disappointed after it was over. I said, "I thought you were getting a boob job."
     
    #13 Ziggy, Mar 14, 2012
  14. RV6

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    I'd be more concerned with the fact that your mother calls you LonghornFan.



    :p
     
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  15. Scionxa

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    lol. I don't think he wanted to reveal his name :)
     
    #15 Scionxa, Mar 14, 2012
  16. HombreDeHierro

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    so he took the time to photoshop his name out and insert "LonghornFan" perfectly?

    i smell a fake story
     
    #16 HombreDeHierro, Mar 14, 2012
  17. RV6

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    I dont know if the story is real or not (i was kidding about LonghorFan comment), but the screenshot is a shop got'emcoach did for him, not the actual screen shot.
     
    #17 RV6, Mar 14, 2012
  18. HombreDeHierro

    HombreDeHierro Member

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    oops then the story may be real... Didn't realize it was another guy who posted it
     
    #18 HombreDeHierro, Mar 14, 2012
  19. Scionxa

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    He didn't upload that... lol
     
    #19 Scionxa, Mar 14, 2012
  20. Scionxa

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    My bad, you already replied. Disregard my last post then ;)
     
    #20 Scionxa, Mar 14, 2012
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