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Comedians that don't cuss/swear

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by ferrari77, Feb 25, 2012.

  1. BMoney

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    He leans a little moronic, too.
     
  2. Plowman

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    i remember seeing Patrice Oneal's act for the first time. it was his Elephant in the room dvd. i expected a cuss-laden show ala Kat Williams. i think oneal may have said **** once or twice but it was for 95% of the show, very clean. and actually funny, unlike Kat Williams.
     
  4. tallanvor

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    Jim Gaffigan is the best at not cursing. All he talks about is food and being lazy.

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    Johnathan Katz comes to mind as well.
     
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  5. Like A Breath

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    Brian Regan is the best. Every special he has is hilarious.
     
  6. tallanvor

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    What was it that the legendary ClutchCityReturns once wrote? Oh right...

     
  8. Lil Pun

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    What is your point, exactly?
     
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    John Caparulo.
    Oh wait...he f***ing says f*** every other f***ing word. But that f***er is really f***ing funny.
     
  11. Jugdish

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    Brian Regan is the funniest comic out there.

    Louis CK is second, but as mentioned, he's rated R.
     
  12. Shroopy2

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    Its possible to use cuss/swear WORDS about PG rated topics.

    Its possible to NOT use cuss/swear words about NC-17 rated topics.
     
  13. No Worries

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    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/SMdmRjL4HdY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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  14. Nero

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    Brian Regan
    Jim Gaffigan
    Jeff Foxworthy
    Larry TCG
    Bill Engvall
    (of course Ron White makes up for them all)
    John Pinnette
    Steven Wright
    Steve Martin
    John Mulaney
    Todd Barry
    Mike Brbiglia
    Ray Romano
    Jerry Seinfeld
    Maria Bamford
    Christopher Titus (at least it seems he tends to avoid it currently)
    Eddie Izzard (borderline)
    Daniel Tosh (borderline)
    Mitch Hedberg (as far as I have ever heard)
    Cosby of course.

    The list is actually pretty substantial, and that was just off the top of my head. And those guys above are ALL a pleasure to listen to, it's a shame that otherwise brilliant comics feel the need to resort to extreme vulgarity when they really don't have to. I am mostly looking at YOU Louis CK..
     
  15. mrm32

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    Bob Saget...
     
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  16. Nero

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    Ever heard of The Aristocrats?
     
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    Yes and I was only kidding about Bob. Very vulgar but very entertaining.
     
  18. aghast

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    I dunno. I hear Yakov Smirnoff's still playing Branson.
     
  19. dharocks

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    In addition to being one of the funniest 'clean' comics out there, Brian Regan is definitely one of the most underrated in general.
     
  20. heypartner

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    I confess...I get paid to say Louis CK is PG rated in these threads that repeat throughout the internets, just to help him get more f!cking hits.

    j/k -- I guess I'm perverted or sumpin, not to even hear how much cussing he does. lol

    but Nero, what's up with leaving my other two worthy candidates off your thorough list...Another Brother and Tim Allen.
     

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