Bill is for all time. Eddie cranks it out ...... http://www.metacafe.com/watch/402282/eddie_murphy_bill_
i remember seeing Patrice Oneal's act for the first time. it was his Elephant in the room dvd. i expected a cuss-laden show ala Kat Williams. i think oneal may have said **** once or twice but it was for 95% of the show, very clean. and actually funny, unlike Kat Williams.
Jim Gaffigan is the best at not cursing. All he talks about is food and being lazy. <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/N-i9GXbptog" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Johnathan Katz comes to mind as well.
John Caparulo. Oh wait...he f***ing says f*** every other f***ing word. But that f***er is really f***ing funny.
Its possible to use cuss/swear WORDS about PG rated topics. Its possible to NOT use cuss/swear words about NC-17 rated topics.
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Brian Regan Jim Gaffigan Jeff Foxworthy Larry TCG Bill Engvall (of course Ron White makes up for them all) John Pinnette Steven Wright Steve Martin John Mulaney Todd Barry Mike Brbiglia Ray Romano Jerry Seinfeld Maria Bamford Christopher Titus (at least it seems he tends to avoid it currently) Eddie Izzard (borderline) Daniel Tosh (borderline) Mitch Hedberg (as far as I have ever heard) Cosby of course. The list is actually pretty substantial, and that was just off the top of my head. And those guys above are ALL a pleasure to listen to, it's a shame that otherwise brilliant comics feel the need to resort to extreme vulgarity when they really don't have to. I am mostly looking at YOU Louis CK..
In addition to being one of the funniest 'clean' comics out there, Brian Regan is definitely one of the most underrated in general.
I confess...I get paid to say Louis CK is PG rated in these threads that repeat throughout the internets, just to help him get more f!cking hits. j/k -- I guess I'm perverted or sumpin, not to even hear how much cussing he does. lol but Nero, what's up with leaving my other two worthy candidates off your thorough list...Another Brother and Tim Allen.