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John McLain is sitting in front of me on the flight to Indy right now

Discussion in 'Houston Texans' started by bigtexxx, Feb 21, 2012.

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  1. bigtexxx

    bigtexxx Member

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    [BREAKING]

    I'm on a plane to Indianapolis right now -- Pancakes McLain is sitting in front of me -- we're both in first class. He's talking to a guy in a Texans jacket -- both discussing the NFL. They're heading to the combine.

    McLain appears sweaty (I guess it was a long walk to the gate?) and as though he hasn't washed his (limited amount of) hair in a couple days. A little slimy.

    will post a pic when I land

    how should I handle this?
     
    #1 bigtexxx, Feb 21, 2012
  2. jopatmc

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    Handle this?

    Well, don't touch his hair. That's for sure.

    (tell him you've got a source that says we are trading Schaub and signing Manning.)
     
    #2 jopatmc, Feb 21, 2012
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  3. DonnyMost

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    Redemption thread opportunity for biggie after 10 years of totally turding it up around here.

    *subscribed*
     
    #3 DonnyMost, Feb 21, 2012
  4. bluffkin

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    Ask him for an autograph!:p
     
    #4 bluffkin, Feb 21, 2012
  5. magnetik

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    try ordering pancakes for the in flight meal.
     
    #5 magnetik, Feb 21, 2012
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  6. htownrox1

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    Obviously ask him about the Williams/ Foster situation. Ask him about the draft. You know just be cool.
     
    #6 htownrox1, Feb 21, 2012
  7. clutch citizen

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    Ask him to recite the Texans salary cap options ... but without once mentioning the word, "restructure."
     
    #7 clutch citizen, Feb 21, 2012
  8. Another Brother

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    Tell him Cook County should have won an Oscar and he'll be your best friend for life.
     
    #8 Another Brother, Feb 21, 2012
  9. Bandwagoner

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    take a picture and see if he has a seat belt extension
     
    #9 Bandwagoner, Feb 21, 2012
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  10. rolyat93

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    How many seats did he have to buy?
     
    #10 rolyat93, Feb 21, 2012
  11. Rocketman95

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    How many holes in his shirt?
     
    #11 Rocketman95, Feb 21, 2012
  12. solid

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    Oh that is a good one!:grin:
     
    #12 solid, Feb 21, 2012
  13. HPD

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    get up and spill ur beer on him.. get him all pissed off....... hope he swings at u and sue him.
     
    #13 HPD, Feb 21, 2012
  14. Depressio

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    I saw him in my building a week or two ago. He was probably there to do something with HCC since he took the other elevators (ours are separate).

    I didn't care.
     
    #14 Depressio, Feb 21, 2012
  15. ipaman

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    threaten him, tell him he better not be on a flight back to h-town if he knows what's good for him.
     
    #15 ipaman, Feb 21, 2012
  16. Francis3422

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    Ask him if Liberty medical is running any specials??
     
    #16 Francis3422, Feb 21, 2012
  17. Scarface281

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    How loud is his breathing?
     
    #17 Scarface281, Feb 21, 2012
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  18. Blurr#7

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    Wrong, John McLain is sitting in front of everybody.
     
    #18 Blurr#7, Feb 21, 2012
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  19. Uprising

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    You guys made it off the ground?

    <iframe width="853" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/szdYsAvnIBs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #19 Uprising, Feb 21, 2012
  20. lean

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    Ever thought about just leaving him alone? lol
     
    #20 lean, Feb 21, 2012
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