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Funniest posts you have ever read on clutchfans

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by RedNation, Feb 19, 2012.

  1. CCorn

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    I liked the picture of the dead cat in the Glenn Rice thread.
     
  2. TexasStake

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    Help me guys... There was a thread a while back that had me ROLLING. It was a story about a guy who had to get something done at the doctor to check on his rectum. He walks in, and sees this girl he had a crush on in highschool at the receptionist desk. That was embarrasing enough because she probably knew why he was there... So he goes in his room and waits, and sure enough the worst day of his life got even more hellish when she is the ONE DOING THE procedure. To make things worse, as she sticks her finger/medical instrument in, he starts going some high pitched gas passing.

    Laughter at its best. If someone can find that thread for me I will REP YOU
     
  3. The Boz

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    Has to be space city kid washing his junk in the sink. Funniest one I've read.
     
  4. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=126081&highlight=high+school
     
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    The whole glenrice hair gel thread.
     
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    Why is Moes gone? what'd i miss?
     
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    /thread

    he needs to recreate the girl stalking scenario at uh.
     
  10. Kam

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    That's the one!

    I loved that one.
     
  11. Kronos

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    He lost a football bet about Tim Tebow, said he would leave clutchfans forever if Denver won the division or something like that.
     
  12. noscrusir

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    Haha yeah that cartoon was first to come to mind.
     
  13. eveluvsrox

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    By far the best thread ever. I was checking on this every chance I got when it was started up until after the MS paint that was so epic.
     
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    Every post in this thread is the funniest post.
     
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    Great posts. I sat here laughing at each one. More!
     
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    That is the post that I immediately thought of. This sentence is the funniest ever written on this board.

    And now for some shameless self-promotion. I cracked myself up with this one: http://bbs.clutchcity.net/showthread.php?t=177097&page=13
     
  17. hotballa

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    :( That wasn't a good day for me.
     
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    Any new ones?
     

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