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How do you wash your as?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by FLASH21, Feb 6, 2012.

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  1. FLASH21

    FLASH21 Heart O' Champs

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    So how do you do it, free hand, use the wash cloth/loofa (sp?), or just straight bar soap your way to cleanliness?

    I ask cause its been awhile now and I'm not sure which way to go about it. :grin:






    *Inspired by: All these recent how to threads
     
    #1 FLASH21, Feb 6, 2012
  2. htownrox1

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    Don't really know what to say. Youve got some brass balls OP.
     
    #2 htownrox1, Feb 6, 2012
  3. RV6

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    i think you need to worry about frequency and not method for now, at least...... and it took me a VERY long time to decide if i wanted to click on that spoiler or not :grin:
     
    #3 RV6, Feb 6, 2012
  4. dharocks

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    What do you mean by 'it's been a while'?

    As to your question, when I wipe I use TP followed by baby wipes, so my crack is usually fairly clean anyway. Still, I go bar soap, followed by loofah with moisturizing bodywash.
     
    #4 dharocks, Feb 6, 2012
  5. Prince

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    I have a Malaysian girlfriend.
     
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  6. Ricksmith

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    Wiping is for losers. Animals don't do it; why should I?
     
    #6 Ricksmith, Feb 6, 2012
  7. Kronos

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    All of this.
     
    #7 Kronos, Feb 6, 2012
  8. SwoLy-D

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    How do I wash my "as"?

    Well, it depends. It depends on what material the "AS" is made of. :confused:

    How do you even know I have one, anyway? I've never traced, drawn, or even made one.
     
    #8 SwoLy-D, Feb 6, 2012
  9. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    It's your body. Just get up in there and clean it.
     
    #9 Xerobull, Feb 6, 2012
  10. Warning-Sign

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    What has paulftsk done?!! I'm afraid of coming here to hangout anymore.
     
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  11. RocketMan Tex

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    Is the median age of this BBS now twelve? Or ten? :grin:
     
    #11 RocketMan Tex, Feb 6, 2012
  12. codell

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    I'll say it again. This BBS has a highly abnormal poop fetish. :confused:
     
    #12 codell, Feb 6, 2012
  13. Yung-T

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    If the downfall of BBS continues like this (and god knows what threads will appear later), I really want the world to end in 2012.
     
    #13 Yung-T, Feb 6, 2012
  14. FLASH21

    FLASH21 Heart O' Champs

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    That part was a joke, but I seriously wanted to know if raw dawgin yourself with Mr. Hand is acceptable or not.
     
    #14 FLASH21, Feb 6, 2012
  15. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    In the shower? It's your hand. You probably touch **** every couple of minutes in the real world, tiny micons of it all over the world....

    <iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/27516159?title=0&amp;byline=0&amp;portrait=0" width="400" height="295" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/27516159">Wilfred "Poop Particles" Kinetic Typography</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user6104673">Nha Hoang</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>
     
    #15 REEKO_HTOWN, Feb 6, 2012
  16. Swimmininnothin

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    You must be the type to lock someone's corn hole during sexual intercourse, I bet you like to receive the licking as well.
     
    #16 Swimmininnothin, Feb 6, 2012
  17. YaosDirtyStache

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    I dont think people actually participate in this activity...
     
    #17 YaosDirtyStache, Feb 6, 2012
  18. The Boz

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    Thread fail. Should have been a poll.

    I'm just straight bar soap.
     
    #18 The Boz, Feb 6, 2012
  19. da_juice

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    I'm starting to think the best section of the forum is the unsorted thread.
     
    #19 da_juice, Feb 6, 2012
  20. RoxSqaud

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    The fattest poster thread was.....stupid.

    Give me one more strike?
     
    #20 RoxSqaud, Feb 6, 2012
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