Had the most awkward moment in front of a hot girl today [serious][picture][creeper]

Ask her if she's ever seen a trouser snake.

 

Where. Are. The. Pictures!

 

A picture won't validate your story. You should post her number so that we can call her and ask about it.

 

petition for Clutchfans to run a train on her or it didn't happen.

 

Close but I think this will be the only way to actually validate....

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I think it's time to deploy mylilpony as troll guerilla...
this happy ending SHALL NOT STAND!!!

 

I mean, not many girls in contemporary American society today would give their underwear to help a geek like the OP.

 

The next step:

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Props to OP! If you actually go on a date, just be yourself...and for the love of God, PAY FOR HER. Don't bring up your mad balla skillz, though. She's not really interested. Try watching Sex And The City or The Notebook before the date so you'll have some impressive girlie-**** to talk about.




Anyone want any action on what base this date reaches?

Over/Under on 1st base?

 

Uh....I'm going to go with the under...

 

If you really DO want to go out with this girl, you will not fail.

DO OR DO NOT, there is no try, young padawan.

Believe me, we here are rooting for you, but we also don't want you to make an a$$ of yourself. I don't need pictures if I know a fellow Clutchfan is going about this the right way.

Stop being a creeper and taking photos of her without her knowing. That's how it started, and it's going to be funny if you two love birds end up together and you show her this later... and... well, you get my drift.

"Good luck."

FAIL. :grin: yes, I meant "your signature".

Why do you post the rep comments there?

 

A lunch date? Way under. But it's a start.

 

So did this ******* say he's going to the rec center today? My afternoon its free and I'm willing to do some stalking for the greater good of clutchfans.

 

Don't listen to this bad advice.

CF coined the term "Pics or GTFO"

 

lol... you been bringing it hard recently, brah

You must spread reputation around...

 

Hold a fistful of cash in your hand. When it comes time to pay, do a fade away J and make it rain on the lunch lady.

 

That's what SHE said, brah .

 

Sounds like he is in the friend zone.

 

lol don't forget to turn off the sound and flash...i've made that mistake before trying to take a picture of all the people who had mullets at the rodeo one year

 

how? probably only talked to her 15 minutes tops.
im sure you would have ****ed her already.