Got Screwed

is there a word for puppy meat, like veal is for beef?

anyway, how's dinner taste?

 

2 dogs and 2 free oil changes = $1500?

You should have asked him to install a turbo encabulator instead.

 

You still got screwed.

Half the money? Who gets charged for something they don't need/wanted and only asks for half the money back?

And then you didn't even get half. You got a quarter of it. And your car still isn't fixed. He basically got you to buy his pitbulls, which you weren't even planning on getting. That was probably his plan all along!

 

seriously though, I want a puppy

 

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So are they white or black? I'm confused

 

They're all the same....

 

I have a hard time thinking this thread is real. Essentially you paid $1125 for a couple of puppies, oil changes, and a supposed transmission rebuild. But your car isn't even fixed.

 

So you're using the puppies to pull your car?

 

Is this you?

Spoiler

 

I think he specifically said he was Asian, not a middle aged black woman.

 

I know you smoked a cig after initially being screwed you stupid SOB.

 

I think its hilarious when asian guys talk "ghetto" for some reason.....I almost always laugh....that could get me into a bad situation....white guys doing it is funny too though.

 

It's funny when all races besides black do it. If a black guy does it, I run in the other direction because black guys who talk ghetto scare me.

 

You paid these idiots $1,125 to ruin your car and give you a couple of puppies....

God DAMN I love this site.


EDIT: And the funniest part of the story is that you think you actually came out ahead on the transaction. Only Clutchfans...

 

you're a ****ing dumbass.

 

What car is this? Puppies? Oil changes doesn't cost that much.

 

you could have at least brought a jam box playing MJ's "Beat It" and had a fake dance fight.

 

I wish I had King Cheetah's "unlikely" pic saved.

 

Wouldn't be surprised if OP goes back there and gets screwed a 3rd time all the while he thinks he (and his posse) got a win-win situation again.