Had the most awkward moment in front of a hot girl today [serious][picture][creeper]

strong aware.

 

Why are you such a party pooper, geez

 

Congrats on da pick up brah

 

This pathetic excuse of a man says he doesn't care about making it an epic thread or if anyone believes him. Yet, he is still taking pics of her without her consent. Guy, go out with her and get a pic with her that's if you do go out with her.

Palmela Handerson will always love you tho.

 

In this thread, there are no sweethearts. Only brahs.

Post the pic.

Take another pic of the front this time and then post it here. You won't get any crap this time. You got a lot of crap earlier because you posted her back. We need fronts on this bbs.

 

Not as mad as you are when you're stuck masterbating to a picture of your dream girls back.

 

hotballa is totally one of my favorite posters here.

He has a subjected of threads dedicated to him. I forgot about that thread. Was the second poster in that thread.












Okay, post pics.

And Brah is annoying. If you want that to be your gimmick, fine, but some other poster abuses that word too hard also.

 

If you accidentally leave flash on, God help you brah.

 

POST THE PIC.


And she better not be wearing the same clothing.

 

You should pay for the meal, but dont say anything like: "order whatever you want" just wait till the check gets to your table, and juat pay for it.

And come on post the pic!!!

 

I think we honnestly want it all lol. The pic and the "validation". That's funny folks were repping you!

 

Aint no flak, just post the pic.

Play around with your phone cam and then compliment her on something she's wearing or her hair or whatever, anything to have an excuse to take her pic.

 

I don't care if his pic gets posted, but I'm surprised it hasn't been.

 

Its pretty easy to get a pic of a girl.. I thought you had game, brah?

When you guys are walking/sitting/whatever, just make a stupid joke with confidence and make her laugh. It doesn't matter what you say that's not important. Transition into getting the picture by complimenting how good she is looking today and pull her towards you. Say that you want to take a picture. You can even say something corny like you want to remember this moment forever, blah blah. Once again what you say isn't important. Tell her you want to show her off to all your friends because she's just straight banging!! She'll think you're joking and just being cocky Mr. smooth and be flattered that you're into her, but in reality you are actually taking the picture to show your friends because you're weird and creepy. Then all you gotta do is take out your phone and take the picture..


By the way, if you can't pull this off.. You just...... suck.

 

Or you can just wait in behind a bush or a tree, then when she walks by you jump out, snap a pic, then run off giggling like a boss, brah.

 

Congratulations. You manned up, made a smooth intro, and got lunch with her. Doesn't matter how creepy you were prior, you shined when you needed to. Now just calm the **** down at the lunch and dont do anymore creepy ****. At the end of the lunch just say: "I think you're really awesome, can we do this again?" If she says yes, tell her awesome and say goodbye, and when its close to the weekend txt/phone her to arrange a date.

THEN you can snap a photo of her and post it on Clutchfans. But seriously, take my advice above.

 

If you are good at basketball, make it to the NBA and she will probably come back to you.

Signed,