Had the most awkward moment in front of a hot girl today [serious][picture][creeper]

The key is don't be afraid to strike out. Happens to the best of us. If you go 1 for 250, your still batting better than 0 for 0.
If this doesn't work then tell your friend to use the four magic words.

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Don't be a p***y.

 

If the chic is usin a Mac... she too high class for ya brooo!

 

checking in...LMAO...cool story, brah.

Get her face and body next time and come back with that pic. We'll tell you how to proceed from there.

 

Tell her your street ball basketball stats. Explain to her you are retired and all, that should do the job... While you are at it, explain to her you have followed her a couple times, taken pictures, and posted them on the internet for advice. I think she'll be yearning to Marry you by the end of this.

 

So you like to impress a girl eh? Try this

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Is this real life?.....

This story is hilarious and creepy.

My suggestion, find a new girl. She's outta your league bra. Sad thing is though, at U of H. An 8 is an amazing find. Has to have one of the uglier girl populations in college history. That is, if your a white male.

 

You are the new best poster

This thread is fricken golden.

Someone from UofH ball with this guy and post videos, I wanna see his bball skills.

 

Where the hell is the subscribe button!?

 

I sooooooo want this to happen.
He could also just set up a cam and film himself playing ball and embarassing all the other dudes at UH.

Or, seeing how entertaining his life is, he should take a cam and film his daily life.
Title could be "Life of a Asian Baller, brah". That thread and youtube channel would be legendary.

Who else wants to see this happening? Don't hide, brah.

 

That's a long walk from the rec to the library lmao. Wow. What race is this girl haha?

 

Seems like a white girl.

 

Btw, I know the guy in the pic, just sent a texting hoping to find out if he knows the girl on the other side lmfao.

 

I hope you're not planning something to embarass OP. That would not be cool, brah.

 

You are my new favorite poster lol. Good luck with the chick just go up to her and say hi. The picture of the library brings back so many memories.. Ooh the endless hours we spent at that library. I hereby damn you engineering.

 

Naw I just wanna find out if the girl is actually good looking or not lol. Some people have questionable taste!

 

Checking in to epic thread.

Maybe your friend can find her and take a pic of her face so the rest of us nerds can witness the face that embarrassed paulfstwtf in all its glory.

 

The library is 12 minutes, over half a mile away from the rec center at UH. This guy is a major creeper. She didn't show any interest, or at least give you a smile...not that that would make this behavior acceptable.

 

What actually happened.

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