Christina Aguilera has an accident

She bleeds Rockets red?

 

Looks like her spray on tan is dripping.

 

and we have a winner

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...egs-funeral-Etta-James.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

 

*clears throat* excuse me miss but.... you're leaking.

 

That is quite clearly not fake tan, unless she applies her fake tan with a turkey baster....

She's gone for it and squeezed out more than just a B Flat over high C.

 

she used to be prettier than Britney. Now, they're both oki doki.

 

It's gravy.

 

so she only spray tans her vagina? Because she doesn't look that tan.

And spray tans are typically done the day before. Not to mention, you usually have to wait a couple/few hours for the color to some through....so i've heard

 

Don't be a dick, she's going through a tough period in her life.

 

I was thinking more.....

 

A true professional.

 

Her legs are so...meaty.

 

She would have a much heavier flow if this were the case. I mean look at her, she has to be wide set down there.

 

i was thinking that the adult diaper was a sponsored link!

 

i was looking for a nip slip and didnt even notice her legs.