My Hot Neighbor!

Try, try, and try some more. If she gives you the time of day, you'll eventually break on through.

 

Find a mutual interest. Invite her to a basketball game or a new movie starring an actor she likes. If she says yes, great. If she says no - here's the important part- DON'T TAKE IT PERSONAL!! Continue to say hello when you see her, smile, don't be weird. Basically act like her rejecting you didn't affect you at all. Within a week she'll ask you out.

 

"Hey, what's up?"

 

Make sure she isn't allergic to dogs. If you don't have one already, get a dog. Get her to babysit said dog for a weekend.

Chicks love dogs.

 

Lol the question people ask on this board smh

 

Knock on her door saying your having people over but have run out of coffee. If she has Nescafe Gold Blend, its on...

 

Awkward for her maybe. Don't let rejection get in the way.

 

Ask her if she wants to see the torn apart roaches appearing in your apartment.

 

Small world. I boned your wife and her her roomate too.

 

Ask her this. "Do you feel that I am a man that is a hot man?" If she says yes u have a chance.

 

Women do fall for such fine eloquence.

 

have a few friends over. ask them if they want to come over for a drink. see what happens. that's just being neighborly.

 

Knock and ask if she has a cooking ingredient you forgot while checking out. So A. She knows you can cook. B. tell her thanks for being a lifesaver and exchange numbers incase she needs a favor as well. C. Joke about how you owe her a dinner know that she helped you out. D. Just say its a little dinner and be vague. E. ask to hangout or try some of your food. That gets you in the door. Honestly with women you have to go hard and fast like operation shock and aw ala Iraq. The less thinking and more doing is in a guys favor. More thinking is in the girls favor. Good luck man

 

This sounds the easiest and least creepy

 

put a cat in her balcony, then knock her door to look for the cat. chick digs cat lover.

 

odds are that his friends have more game than him and he'll get cockblocked.

 

You know I just thought about that, if OP is a really hot guy or a somewhat wealthy guy then this thread would've been solved before he even thought about typing it.

It would make everything, much easier.

 

Are you trying to say that women can be just as shallow as men?

 

Of course, but why would that change anything? Moreover, that doesn't mean that all men or women are shallow. It's irrelevant, if you aren't shallow.