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My Hot Neighbor!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by TheMountainTop, Jan 28, 2012.

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  1. Yonkers

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    Dude, in that case you tell her in Elvish "Amin mela lle. Auta miqula orqu. Lasta lalaithamin. Arwen-en-amin"
     
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  2. Jontro

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    Order some expensive take-out and "accidentally" give her address. Once the delivery guy arrives and she's all confused, conveniently show up and be like "oh wow, I'm so sorry... I don't know how this happened." Take care of it then ask her if she'll eat with you.

    Remember to order for two, though :)
     
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  3. apollo33

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    Order elven bread
     
  4. dachuda86

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    You strike up a conversation on the balcony.
     
  5. Dei

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    That's gonna make a really quick meal.
     
  6. krosfyah

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    Periodically ...stuff two socks in your pants, knock on her door and ask if she heard that rythmic banging last night. When she says no, say would you like to?
     
  7. MadMax

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    Knock on her door repetitively saying, "Penny. Penny. Penny. Penny."
     
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  8. macalu

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    when you see her on the balcony ask, "Did you see the fight outside?"
     
  9. PinoyRocket

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    and she'll reply penny for a peni*?
     
  10. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    Go for it, just ask her out, life is too short to worry about the small stuff.

    Don't listen to fraidy cats on the interwebs who couldn't get laid in a mattress factory, just do your thing and report back here with the deets.

    DD
     
  11. Dairy Ashford

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    There's really nothing complicated about this as lots of people probably meet their girlfriends or what have you in situations like this. Maybe do a little surveillance to find out her work, mail check, laundry or trash routine, then just be there at the same time and ask her out. Ultimately you may just want to go ahead and knock on her door.

    I guess the one advantage to courting a hot girl is that she's used to friends and co-workers asking her out and then dealing with it afterwards.
     
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    Engage is some casual conversation with her when you see her outside. Come off like a nice guy, but don't be forward. After about a few weeks of doing this start to post signs around the neighborhood that a known sexual predator and murderer is on the loose. After a few days of this leave a doll with a knife through it's head and a accompanying note saying that "you're next." She'll be terrified and need your protection.
     
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  13. Xsatyr

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    I would put my big hard bbq pit in her balcony.
     
  14. smokieethabear

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    Hit on the her roommate that way she gets jealous cause you're not giving her any attention. Girls are always like that. Who knows you might be lucky enough to get some from her roommate and then eventually her too. p*rn scripts come from real life scenarios, so it's highly likely this will happen for you! :grin:
     
  15. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    True story:

    I boned my wife's roommate. Then I boned her. Then I married her. Everyone was happy.
     
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  16. Garner

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    Better hope she isn't a member of this board or things are going to get really awkward really quickly.
     
  17. Cannonball

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    There's like 5 chicks here. Highly unlikely. Though if she were, it'd help break the ice.
     
  18. TheMountainTop

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    We make small talk. In fact she brought me "fresh meat" once. Although the girl was attractive I was more interested in her.
     
  19. TheMountainTop

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    We live in LA and I doubt she's a Rocket's fan.
     
  20. Deckard

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    This most definitely happens. I had a garage apartment behind a duplex a couple of blocks from Hermann Park, with another apartment over the other half of the garage. You entered through a door downstairs, and there was a landing between the two pads, so I quickly got to know everyone who ever lived there during the 4 years that it was my abode. Well, this beautiful native Hawaiian chick going to Rice moves in, and it turned out that she loved to party, went out all the time, dated a lot of guys. She'd come home loaded late, like 2am, and she knew I would be up. So she knocks on the door because she's still trippin', still wants to stay up, and I was a most obliging fellow. We became good friends. Friends with benefits.

    Go for it, OP.
     

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