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Soccer star’s girlfriend claims he’s on IR because of too much sex

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Rockets34Legend, Jan 25, 2012.

  1. conquistador#11

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    as long as it's not a broken penis, he should recover well.
     
  2. bnb

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    I think he's faking.

    Would a soccer player fake an injury?
     
  3. treyk3

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    I think he is faking this injury because 7-10 times a week would not be enough for having that girlfriend. He needs the off time so he can have it 14-20.
     
  4. Shroopy2

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    Not as high a number as I thought she'd say :confused:

    What a DESPARATE PATHETIC LAME NON-NEWS worthy comment just for an extra bit of publicity...




    * and it worked, to my satisfaction *
     
  5. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    I love painted on bikinis

    DD
     
  6. Obito

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    What the hell? I thought was Cristian Vieri's wife?
     
  7. htownrox1

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    I. would. sex. her. every. day. till. the. end. of. time.
     
  8. MourningWood

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    :eek:

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  9. Amel

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    she used to date christian vieri

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    too skinny for my taste
     
  10. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    But safe for my penis, amirite?!?
     
  11. Dairy Ashford

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    Sounds like a moron sandwich to me.
     
  12. Sajan

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    you missed this one
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  13. Bandwagoner

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    Best girlfriend of all time. Super hot and gives out awesome excuses for you when you cannot even hold up to the "abuse" of playing soccer. Wow.
     
  14. RUDYG

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    This explains A.C Green!!!
     
  15. ling ling

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    What the article failed to mention was even though it may be 7-10 times a week. It just happens they only do it one day a week. He hurt himself when he went for 12 in one day. ;)
     
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    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    Pro Footballers = Drama Queens.
     
  18. heypartner

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    I paint on lovely bikinis.

    I so wish I could use that line, one of these days.
     
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