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Soccer star’s girlfriend claims he’s on IR because of too much sex

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  1. Rockets34Legend

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    http://blog.chron.com/sportsupdate/..._source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter#2677-3

    Is there such thing as too much sex? If you are a professional soccer player, apparently yes.

    AC Milan standout midfielder Kevin-Prince Boateng is on the sidelines with an injury, and his girlfriend Melissa Satta claims it’s because of their steamy bedroom behavior.

    “The reason why he is always injured is because we have sex seven to 10 times a week,” the 25-year-old told Vanity Fair.

    The club recently confirmed that he will be out of action for up to a month because of a muscular problem.

    “Boateng has sustained a muscular lesion in his left thigh and the estimated time of recovery is around four weeks, unless there are complications,” the club stated in a release.

    He could miss eight games, including the Champions League round of 16 match against Arsenal on Feb. 15 — um, the day after Valentine’s Day.

    Fans can blame Satta — a model, TV presenter and actress.

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    Not bad...

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    #1 Rockets34Legend, Jan 25, 2012
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  2. DonnyMost

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    7 to 10 times a week is pretty normal for a mid-20s couple.

    Walk that s**t off, kid.
     
    #2 DonnyMost, Jan 25, 2012
  3. VanityHalfBlack

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    This made the paper????
     
    #3 VanityHalfBlack, Jan 25, 2012
  4. youknowme

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    Not the paper. The Houston Chronicle
     
    #4 youknowme, Jan 25, 2012
  5. DonkeyMagic

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    That's what I was thinking.
     
    #5 DonkeyMagic, Jan 25, 2012
  6. Ricksmith

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    He's only hitting that 7-10 times per week? Is he gay?
     
    #6 Ricksmith, Jan 25, 2012
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  7. Yung-T

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    Surprised no one posted this:

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    #7 Yung-T, Jan 25, 2012
  8. thadeus

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    Sounds like someone is looking for a career as a why-is-this-person-famous famous person.
     
    #8 thadeus, Jan 25, 2012
  9. ClutchCityReturns

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    If hitting that 10 times a week is enough to cause injury, dating her would most definitely kill me.

    And I've never wanted to die more than I do right now.
     
    #9 ClutchCityReturns, Jan 25, 2012
  10. percicles

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    I would be on IR indefinitely too.

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    #10 percicles, Jan 25, 2012
  11. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    obligatory...

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    #11 boomboom, Jan 25, 2012
  12. Voice of Reason

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  13. heypartner

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    She could definitely injure me.
     
    #13 heypartner, Jan 25, 2012
  14. SwoLy-D

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    :( They must NOT be married or have kids... 10 times... lucky.
    "hitting" anything (or any girl... or guy, if someone here prefers that) 10 times a week will cause ANYONE injury if not prepared or not healthy enough. :eek:
     
    #14 SwoLy-D, Jan 25, 2012
  15. Deckard

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    She could injure me all she likes. Kinky? I'm down with that.
     
    #15 Deckard, Jan 25, 2012
  16. heypartner

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    Yeah, I'm thinking Russell Brand and Kristen Bell in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"

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    #16 heypartner, Jan 25, 2012
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    Dat Ass
     
    #17 Yao11, Jan 25, 2012
  18. ferrari77

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    I just read that she is Christian Vieri's ex.(Former Italy international).

    I swear between Vieri and Totti, they've had just about every hot Italian female in the country.
    I think most Italian men are "eskimo brothers" with both those guys by now.
     
    #18 ferrari77, Jan 25, 2012
  19. finalsbound

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    she looks like a younger version of elisabetta canalis.

    i don't know if this is actually true, but my friend said italian women are crazier than latin women in the sack. he can be full of **** though.
     
    #19 finalsbound, Jan 25, 2012
  20. rocketsjudoka

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    I wonder if this means that the team's insurance won't cover him.
     
    #20 rocketsjudoka, Jan 25, 2012
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