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Drexlerisms.

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by rofflesaurus, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. GreenLantern

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    "Like Rice to Montana". HA!
     
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  2. arkoe

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    It took a while, but Clyde's gotten a lot better.

    He used to just chuckle and reword whatever Bill had last said.
     
  3. GreenLantern

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    "Chandler did a nice job Parsons for us"-McHale.

    Crap someone is spending too much time with Clyde.
     
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    This thread is hilarious.
     
  5. Nice Rollin

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    bill already hates drexler
     
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    "Well Parsons played at Florida, but then spent last year in France so he has a lot of experience. Not your typical rookie"

    "Well, Clyde, it was only about three games this year during the lockout..."

    "Yep...heh, heh, heh..."
     
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  7. risemeyer

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    A Few Good Ones From the First Half

     
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  8. GMNot

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    I thought he actually had a funny one last night. Dalembert (I think) tipped a ball that should have been a rebound into San Antonio's basket. Clyde said, "Uh, wrong basket." Made me think of the football player many years ago who after a cannon blast on the sideline ran the wrong way and thought he had made a touchdown...
     
  9. daywalker02

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    There you have Dalembert blocking his own shot
    - mini moses you got there
     
  10. daywalker02

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    Practice? - pulled an Iverson there.
     
  11. Carl Herrera

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    "You have to find ways to get to the hoop other than from the perimeter."
     
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    what the ...... talking about autism and showing a kid in motion...
     
  13. AstroRocket

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    About Dalembert needing consistent effort:

    "Give it to me every night, baby."
     
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    He brought out the patented "Nothin' but Net!" tonight.
     
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    Not their most graceful broadcast. End of OT:

    Bill: "Who is Hill coming in for?!"
    Clyde: "Dalembert."
    Bill: "No, Budinger."
    Clyde: "You need a rebounder. Like Parsons."
    Bill: "Wait, Budinger is out... now coming back on the floor. Who are they coming in for?"
    Clyde: "Budinger was already on the floor."
    Bill: "But what's going on. They're waiting for the next free throw to let Hill in?"
    Clyde: "... Hill came in for Dalembert, Bill."
    Bill: "Oh, right. Who's on first?"
    Clyde: "We aren't. Heh heh heh"
     
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    NASTY INTENTIONS!!! lmfao
     
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    if clyde says all this on the sidelines, i wonder what he says in bed.

    NASTY INTENTIONS!

    who wants to find out?!
     
  18. bbllr3431

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    My fav Drexlerism is anytime the Rockets have the ball for the final possession on offense. Lowry starts dribbling and Drexler tells everyone "The Rockets are going to run a play called 1-4 flat with Lowry at the top". -_- It's the only play he ever calls out...
     
  19. AstroRocket

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    Yep. And then they never actually run it and do a PnR instead.
     
  20. bbllr3431

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    Lol he times it perfectly to where Scola/Hill runs to set the screen in the middle of his statement. Superstar timing
     

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