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Horn dog Thread: In % of girls, how many would you ... umm, kick outta bed?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by what, Jan 6, 2012.

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Pick a %

  1. 95 % I'm all the loving I need

    20.0%
  2. 75% I toss 3 out of 4 out I'm worth it

    26.7%
  3. 50% My batting average even baby

    24.0%
  4. 25% I have a few standards (not many) a few

    21.3%
  5. 0% Just give me the horns

    8.0%
  1. Air Langhi

    Air Langhi Contributing Member

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    I am guessing 95%ers are lying.
     
  2. Yung-T

    Yung-T Member

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    They got their computers hooked up to their big flatscreens with hdmi, paired with highspeed broadband and access to certain sites they don't feel the need for a real girl.
    Their hand is all the loving they need. :eek:
     
  3. juicystream

    juicystream Member

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    I put 75%. Since we did not eliminate people much older than me. I don't want anyone obese, disgustingly ugly, or old. I feel the actual percentage is probably closer to 90%.

    If we were talking college campus only, it would probably be 5-10%
     
  4. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    25%. Good looking women are everywhere.
     
  5. what

    what Member

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    awww, still have standards. just wait age'll catch up to ya. just wait one day you'll be cross to cross with a big girl and think that's some young .... ummm stuff - she ain't so bad
     
  6. conquistador#11

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    I've never had a one night stand before. It's just not my style. I used to have a nice farm system going, but like uncle D, I neglected replenishing young talent. My biggest prospects are 24 and 25, only five years of prime left. =(


    (said prospects, if you are reading this...i'm just joking!)


    Ok, what was the poll about again?
     
  7. juicystream

    juicystream Member

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    Oh, I'm sure my standards will drop the farther I get from my prime, but I still have 5 years before I'm old.

    When I look back on the girls I've had sex with, those were some damn good looking women. I've never had sex with an ugo.
     
  8. Jontro

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    I voted 95% and don't even know what I just picked.
     
  9. crash5179

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  10. Jontro

    Jontro Member

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    Where is the 99% option, so tinman can vote?
     
  11. Johndoe804

    Johndoe804 Member

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    I'd bed a super-majority of them, and would probably boot most of them. Just recently found one that can keep up with me, and seems to be a real catch.
     
  12. Johndoe804

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    Ban him!

    :grin::grin:
     
  13. DonkeyMagic

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    you know the saying...eager beats pretty

    i'm pretty picky given the standards laid out. However, if I had to, all i need it one good quality, be it great butt, rack, face, etc
     
  14. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    I'll put my D in a garbage disposal and I don't mind playing fullback, taking out the opposing groups biggest blocker, if you know what I'm sayin'. Not proud of it. My range of ugly to hot is huge. I only date hot ones though.
     
  15. BasketballReasons

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    I'm pretty picky.
     

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