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Horn dog Thread: In % of girls, how many would you ... umm, kick outta bed?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by what, Jan 6, 2012.

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Pick a %

  1. 95 % I'm all the loving I need

    15 vote(s)
    20.0%

  2. 75% I toss 3 out of 4 out I'm worth it

    20 vote(s)
    26.7%

  3. 50% My batting average even baby

    18 vote(s)
    24.0%

  4. 25% I have a few standards (not many) a few

    16 vote(s)
    21.3%

  5. 0% Just give me the horns

    6 vote(s)
    8.0%
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  1. what

    what Member

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    Points of interest:

    The thread assumes that:

    a. you aren't drunk.
    b. you didn't just break up with your girlfriend/baby mama, etc.
    c. you aren't on a quote unquote dry spell.
    d. the # of girls we include as 100% are of all legal age. ie 100% doesn't not assume you are a creepy old man after dakota fanning. Thus, 100% of consensual adults.
    e. family members are not included in the %.
    f. Finally, kick outta bed don't mean kick outta bed, literally. ;)

    In a relatively good place, rate your level of horn-dog-ness.
     
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  2. Chopped

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    seems like Misc is leaking into clutchfans...
     
    #2 Chopped, Jan 6, 2012
  3. Major Malcontent

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    If 100 women under the age of 50 wanted to have enthusiastic sex with me...I would have sex with somewhere between 90 and 95 of them.
     
    #3 Major Malcontent, Jan 6, 2012
  4. what

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    poll is up
     
    #4 what, Jan 6, 2012
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    fixed
     
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  6. Kronos

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    I voted fitty, but it's probably closer to 35-40%
     
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    dakota is an upstanding gent. he should be proud :D
     
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    This dude that picked 95% need to reveal himself. don't hide.
     
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  9. Major Malcontent

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    It's me...and assuming they aren't my moms age or something I am not that picky. Some of the best lovers I ever had were homely and I have slept with a couple "hotties" who were total trash in the sheets. You just have to give em a shot.
     
    #9 Major Malcontent, Jan 6, 2012
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    no I meant the guy that said he is all the loving he needs. the 95 percent guy, not the zero percent guy like yourself :grin:
     
    #10 what, Jan 6, 2012
  11. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    Confidence and standards baby.....it works every time....

    DD
     
    #11 DaDakota, Jan 6, 2012
  12. Dei

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    I am impressed you took the sickos in consideration.
     
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  13. Kronos

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    Hey wait a minute, how many of these girls are conjoined twins? And how would one count "them?"
     
    #13 Kronos, Jan 6, 2012
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    Looks like you on the rowboat alone malcontent hahahaha
     
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  15. RedRedemption

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    What about STDs chance? Or pregnancy chance?
     
    #15 RedRedemption, Jan 6, 2012
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    Just like the exclusion of the wrapper, this thread does not attempt to assume your preferred habits with said women. :grin:
     
    #16 what, Jan 6, 2012
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    If there was a Guiness World Record for most STDs accumulated within a single session; I want that record!
     
    #17 RedRedemption, Jan 7, 2012
  18. rockbox

    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    I've always been pretty picky about girls I sleep with. Now BJs on the hand.
     
    #18 rockbox, Jan 7, 2012
  19. krnxsnoopy

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    You mean the ugly girls too right? hmmmm meh..
     
    #19 krnxsnoopy, Jan 7, 2012
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    A confident ugly girl will rock your world. Lol
     
    #20 krosfyah, Jan 7, 2012
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