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How fat is the fattest poster on this bbs?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by RoxSqaud, Jan 4, 2012.

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  1. GlenRice

    GlenRice Member

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    For the fat people here, it's not too late.
     
    #21 GlenRice, Jan 4, 2012
  2. Major Malcontent

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    Hawaiian shirts are the devil. For YEARS that was all they had in big and tall stores...I guess they thought all fat guys did was Luau.

    I need something dressy! Right....here are our dressy Hawaiian shirts. I need something to wear to a funeral...right here is a black Hawaiian shirt!


    I AM JUST FAT, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY MIND! AND I DON'T LIVE IN HAWAII!!
     
    #22 Major Malcontent, Jan 4, 2012
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  3. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    If we all shut up for a second, the biggest, proudest girl might show up in this thread.

    makes me want to start a "Which baby to back" thread.
     
    #23 heypartner, Jan 4, 2012
  4. MiddleMan

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    Effing Hilarious!!
     
    #24 MiddleMan, Jan 4, 2012
  5. RoxSqaud

    RoxSqaud Member

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    Thread starting ability stripped again. :(

    Is this thread that bad? Is being really old better than being overweight?

    Ahh, oh well.
     
    #25 RoxSqaud, Jan 4, 2012
  6. Relentless

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    You're the best RoxSquad!

    [​IMG]
     
    #26 Relentless, Jan 4, 2012
  7. heypartner

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    phew...I'm glad I didn't start another clone thread named "Which baby got most back" .
     
    #27 heypartner, Jan 4, 2012
  8. thegary

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    Ah, you gonna take me home tonight
    Ah, down beside that red firelight
    Are you gonna let it all hang out
    Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round

    Hey, I was just a skinny lad, never knew no good from bad
    But I knew life before I left my nursery
    Left alone with big fat fannys, she was such a naughty nanny
    Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me

    Hey, hey
    Whoo

    I've been singing with my band, across the wire, across the land
    I seen ev'ry blue eyed floozy on the way
    But their beauty and their style went kind of smooth after a while
    Take me to them dirty ladies every time, Shawn

    Oh, won't you take me home tonight?
    Oh, down beside your red firelight
    Oh, and you give it all you got
    Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round
    Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round

    Hey, listen here
    Now your mortgages and homes, I got stiffness in the bones
    Ain't no beauty queens in this locality, I tell you
    Oh, but I still get my pleasure still got my greatest treasure
    Heap big woman, you gone made a big man of me, now get this

    Oh, you gonna take me home tonight
    Oh, down beside that red firelight
    Oh, you gonna let it all hang out
    Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
    Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

    Get on your bikes and ride

    Ooh yeah, oh yeah, them fat bottomed girls
    Fat bottomed girls, yeah yeah yeah, yeah
    All right
    Ride 'em cowboys
    Fat bottomed girls
    Yes, yes
     
    #28 thegary, Jan 4, 2012
  9. Behad

    Behad Member

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    I'm confused. I'm also 6'2", 260 lbs. I'm 48 years old. I'm member #213.

    I win nothing.
     
    #29 Behad, Jan 4, 2012
  10. Kam

    Kam Member

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    Not fat, but PHAT
     
    #30 Kam, Jan 4, 2012
  11. basso

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    taller, skinnier, older, higher member number.

    what do i win?
     
    #31 basso, Jan 4, 2012
  12. KingStevo10

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    I have to take a duece.
     
    #32 KingStevo10, Jan 4, 2012
  13. SamFisher

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    You can place the blame squarely on Hula Hula, Plastic Man sidekick, and one of the worst ethnic stereotypes to have ever made it on TV.

    [​IMG]
     
    #33 SamFisher, Jan 4, 2012
  14. Jontro

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    What about which poster has the fattest member?
     
    #34 Jontro, Jan 4, 2012
  15. mrdave543

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    Surprised no one has said

    "your mom"
     
    #35 mrdave543, Jan 4, 2012
  16. RedRedemption

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    3'10", 569 lbs.
     
    #36 RedRedemption, Jan 4, 2012
  17. TheChosenOne

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    FREE THE CHOSEN ONE , RESTORE EDIT ABILITIES
     
    #37 TheChosenOne, Jan 4, 2012
  18. Mr. Clutch

    Mr. Clutch Member

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    [​IMG]
     
    #38 Mr. Clutch, Jan 4, 2012
  19. RoxSqaud

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    Feedback.
     
    #39 RoxSqaud, Jan 4, 2012
  20. RedRedemption

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    Just e-mail and apologize to Clutch. That's how I got my privileges back.
     
    #40 RedRedemption, Jan 4, 2012
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