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Boy dies after fapping 42 times

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by LCII, Dec 10, 2011.

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  1. Canadiandude

    Canadiandude Member
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    I don't think Douglas Adams had masturbating to death in mind when he came up with that random number.

    Still, this masturbating to death is deeply profound. No joke.
     
    #61 Canadiandude, Dec 11, 2011
  2. BigM

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    He'd be shooting blanks by around 10-15
    I'm guessing. His junk would be rubbed raw by around that time too unless he was seriously lubing up. 42 in a day is freaking impossible and as others have mentioned who exactly was counting? Must have had an underlying heart issue or something.
     
    #62 BigM, Dec 11, 2011
  3. The Real Shady

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    If you lube up and take lots of viagra it may be possible.
     
    #63 The Real Shady, Dec 11, 2011
  4. SwoLy-D

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    + Que En Paz Descanse. (R.I.P., boy was that PEACE.)

    :( I got blisters just reading the story.

    I call fake. :eek: One time I went 43 and could have been more because the Principal found me.
     
    #64 SwoLy-D, Dec 11, 2011
  5. Anas acuta

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    Seven times in a 24 hr. period is my record. Something is wrong with that kid.

    Twice in 15 mins. is my other record.
     
    #65 Anas acuta, Dec 12, 2011
  6. B-Bob

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    For those of you asking "how did they he did it 42 times?" the answer is simple.

    It works just like tree rings. It is a standard part of an autopsy to saw a man's member in half and count the rings.
     
    #66 B-Bob, Dec 12, 2011
  7. DaDakota

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    What a wanker.

    DD
     
    #67 DaDakota, Dec 12, 2011
  8. rocks_fan

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    It's probably "hard" to "nut" up when you're constantly busting them.
     
    #68 rocks_fan, Dec 12, 2011
  9. dachuda86

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    fake... not even written like a real news story guys.
     
    #69 dachuda86, Dec 12, 2011
  10. No Worries

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    Not sure if ... you are doing it right

    [​IMG]
     
    #70 No Worries, Dec 12, 2011
  11. Precision340

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    that boy went out hard
     
    #71 Precision340, Dec 13, 2011
  12. GRENDEL

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    <a target='_blank' title='ImageShack - Image And Video Hosting' href='http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/850/tumblrl07yer0aq71qatt43.png/'><img src='http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/5549/tumblrl07yer0aq71qatt43.png' border='0'/></a>
     
    #72 GRENDEL, Dec 13, 2011
  13. SwoLy-D

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    That's what St. Peter said. :(
     
    #73 SwoLy-D, Dec 13, 2011
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    I’m originally from Brasil and I can say with 100% certainty that the boy was uncircumcised…which would allow him to fap it more often without suffering from burns….
     
    #74 David Stern, Dec 14, 2011
  15. The Real Shady

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    Just watched the Victoria's Secret replay. Didn't beat the record.
     
    #75 The Real Shady, Dec 14, 2011
  16. Johndoe804

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    Lulz...

    [​IMG]
     
    #76 Johndoe804, Dec 14, 2011
  17. ryano2009

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    42 times..? can someone really jerk 42 times without stopping..? Fake IMO
     
    #77 ryano2009, Dec 15, 2011
  18. SuperVon

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    GTFO.. what Stern says must be right!
     
    #78 SuperVon, Dec 15, 2011
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