Boy dies after fapping 42 times

"His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew about his son’s addiction and that she planned to see the doctor, but the decision came too late."

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Amateur. Fap with your left hand then switch to the right. Fap with your left hand then switch to the right.

The poor kid never switched hands.

 

Who was counting?

 

I guess he had a hand in his own death...

 

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heeyooo

 

I heard that he was already in full rigor mortis when his body was found.

 

42 is the meaning of life.

 

/soldier

 

42 is the new 20.

 

I can't imagine doing it more than 3 times in a row. I could rarely do it 2 times in a day. 42 times in a row is insane. Just imagine trying to do it 10 times in a row. I can't even fathom that.

 

I call bullsheet because I'm on my 43rd as I typcdtjrytgh,b,jhzgfcnlr

 

So that's like a whole box of tissues, right? At least he died with very moisturized hands.

 

Actually it is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.

 

Thought the thread would be about that dude who has a 26 year old gf for 6 months but ain't gettin none.

 

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42 times or was it 42 strokes??? Was he locked in a cellar or a basement?? How the fock do you do jerk off 42 times in a single day??? Who has that kind of time??