My girlfriend and I were at a party and people started calling me a pedophile because I'm 28 and she's 18, so we left, because I figured "I'll be damned if I let them ruin our 10th anniversary." Spoiler This is just for fun, so please don't get your panties in a bunch. got the idea from reddit of course, but wanted to see what CF got.
Or maybe we can put spoilers saying NSFM= Not safe for Mods... It's just for fun, Mods shouldn't take it seriously.
What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Spoiler A Jew doesn't scream when it gets thrown into the oven.
Have you guys heard that former A&M coach Sherman only dressed 10 players for their practices? The rest of the team had to dress themselves, ayoooo
A man was on the roof of a building trying to commit suicide because he had lost his arm in an accident and was now unhappy. When the police went up there to try to calm the man, one of the officers asked him "don' kill yourself you have so much to live for". The man replied " I hate my life. I can't do anything without my arm". The officer then noticed a man down below and pointed him out to the man. " look at that guy, he is missing both arms and is dancing around without a care in the world". The man was surprised that someone in a worse position than him was so happy. So he rushed down and went to ask the armless man why he was so happy. The armless man replied " I'm not dancing! I really need to take a piss, but I can't take my pants off" I know. I suck.
NSFW especially if you are Time Tebow. Spoiler Why doesn't Jesus like M&Ms. Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
A woman once asked on Yahoo Answers "What's a good comeback to my boyfriend always making sexist sandwich jokes" I replied with" Your best type of comeback, would be to comeback with a damn sandwich"
Wow, just realized I botched my joke anyways. I normally wouldn't have posted in here but I see alot of Jew jokes here anyway..
