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So many choice options from this movie, but this one is gold. <object width="512" height="288"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/6F1jJAXUv7nr-cj5bbBuUA"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/6F1jJAXUv7nr-cj5bbBuUA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="512" height="288" allowFullScreen="true"></embed></object>
"F*** you, F*** you, F*** you, you're cool, F*** you. I'm out" from Half Baked Spoiler <iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/hTOKJTRHMdw" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" width="560"></iframe>
"Smokey's back here taking a ****." <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/HeLYVsf6qEA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
For some reason, I find myself saying this to someone at least once a day: "Soooo-rrrrry, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh!!" Spoiler
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Raising Arizona "Do these blow up into funny shapes at all?" "Well, no, not unless round is funny" ---- "Alright EVERYBODY freeze, EVERYBODY down on the ground" "Well, which is it, young feller?" "$#@!, WHERE ARE THE TELLERS" "They're on the floor like you commanded'em, Gail" "I TOLD you not to use my name" ".... not even your CODEname?" "RIGHT, ya hear that hayseeds, we're usin' codenames" ---- "To put an APB out, l need a description. We're better trained to intervene in a crisis situation. What was he wearing?" "A dinnerjacket. What do you think? His damn jammies!" "He was wearing his jammies. Happy?" "What did the pajamas look like?" "l don't know. They were jammies! They had Yodas and $#@! on 'em." <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/2AIfVoGUs6c" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Spoilered for language Spoiler "Your mother sucks cocks in Hell" "Stick your **** up her ass, you mother****ing worthless **********" "Let Jesus **** you, let Jesus **** you. Let him **** you" "Lick me, lick me!" I laughed far too frequently at that movie.
This is Spinal Tap when Marty DiBergi asks Viv Savage if he has a creed that he lives by. Viv's answer is "Have... a good time... all the time." Also from This is Spinal Tap is when Ian is talking about why Dennis Eaton-Hogg was knighted "The specific reason why he was knighted was uh for the founding of Hoggwood, which is um, a summer-camp for pale, young boys."
man I still remember sitting in the movie theater during South Park Bigger Longer Uncut and literally rolling in pain from laughing so hard... there haven't been many movies where I have laughed out loud since...
Pretty much any line Chevy Chase has ever delivered. <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/2bx4g-8PY9Q" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
So many good ones in that movie. A few of my favs: "You can't really dust for vomit." "I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem MAY have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being CRUSHED by a DWARF." Nigel talking about the new album cover: "It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black." Derek at the airport: "Do you have any artificial plates or limbs? Uh...not really.."
