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What movie line made you laugh the hardest?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Jugdish, Dec 3, 2011.

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  1. got em COACH

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    Yeah I had to uhm... drop out of school last year and help my mom die.
     
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    Need help with this line but its from Get him to the Greek.

    P. Diddy is hi and rubbing on the fur wall.

    That whole scene keeps me crying
     
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    "What is this?....A CENTER FOR ANTS?!?!?! " -Derek Zoolander
     
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    We got no food, we got no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
     
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    "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth."
     
  7. LonghornFan

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    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/EPpxbEl-e8o" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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    "Nobody ****s with the Jesus"

    [​IMG]
     
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    "look at all those steaming weenies" right before the hotdog eating contest
    in Meatballs. I have no idea why, but I laugh every time.

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/2DdkP6U4WjY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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    love it!
     
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    *sigh*

    This.
     
  12. The Hunted

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    Over there in that pigpen, I found a couple of Shoshone arrowheads.
     
  13. Jugdish

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    Eff off.
     
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    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0A5t5_O8hdA?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    "... don't call me Shirley."
     
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    Funniest seen ever:

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZMbFPbPAd70" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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    "F&$K the cup, poor it in my hand for a dime." I've probably watched that scene over 500 times. Seriously.



    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KNQRqAoT-2c" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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    "Keep your money. You just get that sucker to the designated place at the designated time, and I will gladly designate his ass... for dismemberment!"
     
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    One of the best movie scenes of all time:

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/A4zPJAFbRpU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    The kid's scream at 1:05 always has me rolling.
     
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    Hitchhiker: Step into my office.
    Ted: Why?
    Hitchhiker: Because you're f***ing fired!
     
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    the meow game the one cop plays in super troopers
     

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