Actually, he'll not only get laid, he's probably extremely fertile (**** you, evolution). Soon the human race will be nothing but a bunch of dimwitted primates who shove alcohol up their rectum.
I assume he's been around the board (lurking?) for a while and has seen that thread before. All he has to do is google clutchfans and keywords from that thread. At least that's how I do sometimes.
If parents would just let the kids try the poison in a supervised, safe environment, we probably wouldn't have kids sticking vodka soaked tampons up their asses as a means of avoiding detection. Stict parenting never works. Just motivates kids to distrust their parent's authority and gives them practice at being shady.
That video was hilarious. Obviously it wasn't something that group had done before but props to the guy that did it. That was pretty brave to do with a bunch of other people around. I wonder what the insert looked like because the bongs that we used (orally) would have been really uncomfortable. I doubt that he would ever do that one again. I remember some years ago that an old guy died of alcohol poisoning from sherry enemas. Found the link: http://www.seattlepi.com/national/article/Woman-accused-of-giving-husband-lethal-sherry-1165596.php
+1. I have a friend from Greece, I remember him saying that over there, teens drink wine with dinner like an adult would, so there's not a lot of underage binging or butt chugging; here alcohol is seen as some big mystery and taboo waiting to be broken and enjoyed.