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How many times do you get eye-f'd each day?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by raj87, Oct 26, 2011.

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How many times do you get eye-f'd each day?

  1. 0 - not attractive

    18 vote(s)
    22.0%
  2. 1 - every dog has it's day

    11 vote(s)
    13.4%
  3. 5 - you are in shape and failrly good looking

    25 vote(s)
    30.5%
  4. 15+ - the thadeus

    28 vote(s)
    34.1%
  1. Blake

    Blake Member

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    agreed
     
  2. professorjay

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    I had a 3-way eye f--- once. One of the women was cross eyed.
     
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    I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
     
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  5. Kyakko

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    I hope you're a woman, otherwise I feel sad for the human race.

    I woke up looking for any extra beer I might have not finished from the night before.
     
  6. DonkeyMagic

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    [​IMG]
     
  7. ima_drummer2k

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    LOL, someone falls for this every time it's posted.
     
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    My sister's girlfriend told me about some guy that came into her work the other day with gonorrhea in his eye. Was that you? Do you live in Katy?
     
  9. Kyakko

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    Ah OK, don't know where that's from, but I knew some women that do similar routines.
     
  10. what

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    So there are 22 girls who participated in the poll? I didn't know we had 22 girls on this site. :confused:
     
  11. greenhippos

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    This thread is awesome. Trust me, if you feel you need to come on here to talk about teenage girls ogling you, there's something wrong somewhere.
     
  12. raj87

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    Heh. Heh. The teenager was only an extreme example of an unlikely admirer. I must admit that that was a poor exhibit on my part.

    Today I went to eat a sandwich alone, and here is my tally:

    1 twenty something auburn haired beauty with a few tattoos
    3 attractive office women in there late 30's
    1 young, thin brunette seemed to lose herself for a long 10 seconds
    1 thirtysomething blonde that I opened the door for, was clearly stunned and could only smile and blush.
    1 blonde in her late twenties decided to take a break from her boyfriend for a few.
    1 blonde co-ed clocked me as I entered the shop, and was so embarassed to be caught, that she immediately discarded her food and exited the building.
    1 woman did not acknowledge me, but she was wearing Dickies work pants, boots, and a work shirt.
     
  13. shipwreck

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    Well at least you don't keep score. Tool.
     
  14. DonkeyMagic

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    a picture of the "getting eye f'd" raj gets...

    [​IMG]
     
  15. Prince

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    let me f u...

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  16. ima_drummer2k

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    I mean, at least Ronny is funny.
     
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    haters gone hate. it's all good Raj.
     
  18. IBTL

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    yeah sort of in the same vein of roman polanski is a better pedophile than john wayne gacy kinda way.
     
  19. leroy

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    No, you don't.
     
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    Everytime like NEW WINE son!
     

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