Hey ****ko... A long time ago a man named beldar came into my life and showed me snow cones that only microwaveable dwarfs could hold a dread-scented candle to. You people are not what you say you are, you are mindless, souless, gobs of worm food and leather. You are drainage ditch carcasses amidst a bastion of nouveau riche geekdom.
I used to think I was a normal dude and not "funny" until I registered at Clutchfans. Now I think I'm a tad bit more "funny" than most people.
I've browsed for a long time. I occasionally giggle at posters, but that's mostly when they are posting a picture making fun DD. Other than that, Moes is the only one who consistently makes me chuckle. Thanks Moes. You put a smile on my face.
lol. Reminded me of: (courtesy somethingawful.com) The Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts
I too used to think I was funny, and then I got on the BBS. I would see all these threads that I could crack some joke in, but would be beaten to the punch. I now recognize that I am just not funny on an internet message board. I lack the commitment to late nights, starring at a screen, just waiting for my chance to really throw out a zinger. Hoping, mind you, that people’s sarcasm meter will be on so that the joke is taken in proper context. Unfortunately this is just not in the cards for me. I am stuck being funny in face to face interactions. That really bums me out.
