I don't try to understand the craziness floating around in my brain, I just attempt to facilitate it from time to time.
Tell your "boy" that I don't care if he is sick, I want my ***** now or I will use his skull as my cereal bowl.
I'm considered very funny, but not in a way that I tell jokes. I hate it when people always come up tellin jokes. I consider it humor when somebody makes funny comments or got a nice sentence to say about a situation that just happened or points out something funny. Humor is all about taking advantage of a situation, you shouldn't have to think about it, should just come naturally.
I feel everyone thinks they're the funny one. Except for the few that think they're too cool to be funny. Either way, you're better than everyone else.
None of you mother****ers are funny.....well except that dude who uploads those work videos. Now THOSE are comedy gold!!
I won't even attempt to point out the flawed reasoning behind this post because thats like trying to point out the flawed reasoning behind a DaDakota post.
I used to be a pretty funny guy. At least my friends and girlfriends thought so. Certainly my S.O. thinks I still am, but I just don't feel all that funny now, and haven't for a while. Bummer, but it's been a rough couple of years. Replicants getting away. I've been accused of being a replicant! It not easy being a Blade Runner when half the people seem to think you are what you are hunting. (sigh) Maybe I should retire from the business. I have before, but they keep dragging me back, kicking and screaming, wanting me to retire more replicants, when I'd really like to retire Mr. Stern and the entire Utah Jazz team. One of the things I like about this place is the odd belly laugh, from time to time, that comes out of nowhere while reading a thread. It helps.
I remember when the Hangout used to be a cool place. One of the best on the internet. Now its nothing but a cesspool for amateur comedians, most of them as funny as George Lopez.
I wouldn't say I'm the funniest of my friends' bunch, but most of my funnier crap comes out of pointing out either outrageous crap, dumb crap, nonsense crap, wrong crap, or just... crap. Also, MEMORY is what makes a good comedian's material work well. If you can't remember a joke that was liked by some people, and can't remember that some of those people couldn't take a joke, then you shouldn't be trying to tell those jokes. Also, if you can't remember when someone told a joke and you're retelling it, your memory fails you. Also, DaDakota's material writes itself.
I think a lot of you are confusing "awkward" and "random" with funny. "Oh yeah I'm weird as **** so people say I'm funny." Sorry kids, being funny is an art and it's based on originality, wit and longevity. A true sense of humor is very intentional. There aren't many people I would classify with an elite sense of humor on this site. Tier 1 sense of humor: Ronny Ima_drummer2k (this guy is legit) Tier 2 sense of humor: Mr. brightside (quirky, gentle) SamFisher Beavis Guy who wrote about face of dog and feeding him oranges reeko_htown/xerobull, confuse them Tier 3: King Cheetah pippendagimp Kam ToyCen428 DaDakota Needy and awkward, funny in a I-feel-sorry-for-you way: Swoly Moes pgabriel Juan Valdez pouhe
Everyone thinks they are funny, I am not, and neither are 95% of the posters in this thread. King Cheetah is funny, the rest not so much. Ronny is interesting, but lacks humor. Really he has a Holden Caulfield feel to him.... not funny, more pathetic.
