[Culture] WTF Happened To Christina Aguilera?

Should have included a warning "Not safe to your eyes!!"

 

That also works for arranging them from least to most musically talented. With a biiiiiiig game between Christina and the rest.

 

Wait, are you trying to say Mandy Moore is the least talented musically out of them all? If so then I gotta ask again on here, "are you high"? :grin:
The least talented musically out of all of them is Brittany Spears and it's not even close.

If I had to order them in terms of musical talent it'd be

Christina>Jessica>Mandy>Brittany (with a small gulf between Jessica and Mandy and a wiiiiiiiide gulf between the first three and Brittany).

 

She became popular at the apex of the teenage pop icon as Lolita, to her detriment, and with ever-diminishing returns. (It went from Britney Spears in a Catholic schoolgear getup / wearing sequined "BABY" on her short-shorts while pushing a pink child's bike, to Mandy Moore with a lollipop singing about "candy," to C. Aguilera devolving to spreading her legs as a greased-up boxer in the video below--which, at the time, nice.)

I could understand how one might develop body issues after growing up in that particular spotlight, as the last of the pop poster pinups.

What's kinda sad is she always had a great voice.

Examples A-Z -- she put the extra "R" in "DIRRTY" (NSFW):

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I laughed; nicely played.

 

You know what they mean. I think they mean what I want them to mean...

"Maturing nicely" I suppose?

Yeah its like saying Kirsten Dunst, Jessica Alba & Natalie Portman are "aging gracefully" like its Meryl Streep or Susan Sarandon or somebody

 

I always liked Mandy Moore, too over Britney.

I think Britney is equally hit & miss as Christina. But Britney always seemed a little more "fertile" & vulnerable of them all which might count over everything

 

You guys are gay for discussing the singing abilities of all these hoes.





















Christina Aguilera is the best singer of the bunch.

 

Bahhhhhhahahahahhahahhahahahaha. This is the funniest **** I've read in a long time.

 

I thought it was Dolly Pardon in her 40's.... I'd still **** both at the same time

 

We know you would. Ain't no shame in your game!

 

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damn are those real?

 

I say no way on that first one.

 

considering the second says "picture parody" i think it's safe to assume both are fakes...

 

Someone mentioned Jessica Simpson:

 

This discussion of 00' pop stars makes me nostalgic and happy.

 

Are those pajama jeans?

 

She's disgusting, but I wonder what she pigs out on. I bet it's mostly starches and butter, probably onion rings and gravy. Yep, she looks like a girl that could woof down a stack of onion rings faster than a Great Dane.

PS, yep I still would, like a r****d on a drum kit.