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Post your stupid job interview answers

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Jontro, Oct 10, 2011.

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  1. Jontro

    Jontro Member

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    This happens to me alot...

    Q: *random question I don't know the answer to right away*
    A: *ramble ramble ramble* at which point I forgot what the question was... then abruptly end it with "so... that's basically it."

    Also I have a habit of saying "right?" or "ya?" after my answers.
     
  2. Invisible Fan

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    At an interview for Amazon, the person asked me what feature I wanted and I said arrow keys for touch screen keyboards. Question was a blindside since my job wasn't about making new ****.


    That's a pretty good response for certain hires. You give a playful smile then go on to say "You can say kryptonite is..."

    I know mostly about IT, but after the initial rounds, they're also testing to see if you're someone they want to work with.
     
  3. ipaman

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    i've also used, biggest weakness? golf game

    works with the suits
     
  4. Jontro

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    Damn... I always mess up the "weakness" questions. I answer with something that has no positives at all.

    I have another interview on Thursday. I'll keep the kryptonite answer in mind if it comes up.

    Also what's a good answer to this:

    Q: Would you prefer a higher paying job with a so-and-so position, or a so-and-so salary with a higher position?
    A: Higher salary
    Q: Oh really (surprised)? Usually it's securing a position first... because the salary will come later on.

    How do you comeback from that? "I have my targets" or what?
     
  5. Invisible Fan

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    An honest answer would be that people generally get a higher salary for the Same position when they move companies. You feel confident enough to be worth the higher salary and loyal enough to stay as long as possible with a fair salary
     
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    Because I don't wait around for promises. I gets my money up front.
     
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    I've never been rejected from a job. My advice is grow a few inches before the interview, because tall people have it easy.:p
     
  8. NewRoxFan

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    This question came up in my last interview, and it just shows how awful the interview process has become:

    Q: What is [specific industry analyst's name] favorite wine?
    A: I don't drink wine very often, but... [I proceeded to share very specific and personal info about the analyst in question, to prove I knew the person]

    I should have really said, "x likes to light up more than drink" or "shared a line with x on the roof at The Palms".

    I tell you, people at companies have take advantage with the horrible job market to get away with inappropriate and outright discourteous behavior in the interview and hiring process.
     
  9. NewRoxFan

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    I know you meant to be funny, but the sad truth is that taller, thinner people DO get preference in the interview and hiring process.
     
  10. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    HIRE THIS MAN
     
  11. javal_lon

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    Walk in a say "I heard yall *****z was hiring"
     

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