Rawr my name is Ronny!!!!!!! Time to hate on America to troll this stupid America board! Rawrrrrr! Rap lyrics to show how manly I am!!! Skinny women are so attractive, American women as so fat! I am insanely better than America, I piss excellence, I am so much more refined and intelligent, I listen to third-rate dubstep and call it revolutionary! I went to Europe and had an existential epiphany! Talk down to people!!!! Rawrrrr!
Hey morons I never said a bottle of bear, that makes no sense. I said instead of pouring a coke on your lawn, use a bear. Do i have to explain everything?
Please help. Fast food is tricking me into becoming fat. It has nothing to do with my genetics and sedentary lifestyle. I play pickup basketball and ultimate frisbee once a year so don't tell me I'm not doing my part. Everyone is a slave to corporate America, just smoke up and play the guitar in a room full of dusty records. That's so ****ing legit bro. Oh yeah it feels good to be me. Who needs life when you have rep. Cmon friends, back me up on this one. This dude doesn't like America because he speaks his mind. Anyone who doesn't talk about BBQ'ing or plumbing or tv shows is an anti-American. I bet he doesn't even know the season 5 ratings of American Idol and House, an amazing medical drama. What an ignorant troll. I'm going to fantasize about smashing his face in while I bust out my inhaler and act relaxed. With great vitriol, Moestavern21
Would you call it... fat? Can I start writing your material for you? I believe it is just a mashup of amateur hour pseudo-Freud with a healthy dose of machismo. "moestavern19 only dates overweight women because he has low self esteem and zero confidence and tries to make up for it by appearing transparent and self-deprecating so that people will still like him" Something like that anyway.
The only thing I can do is continue to be me, and I may be a walking contradiction and a societal burn-out and a whiner hippie stoner, too angry at the top 1% to do anything constructive. But I've never been afraid to place myself out in the open here, and in that sense I have felt validated here in the way I have used it as a social experiment to see what I could and could not get away with. There was a day and age when I'd love nothing more than to go back and forth with a flavor of the month troll like Ronny (Hmm) with photoshopped images, witty quotes, and general snark. But this is a new day, and I really don't feel like I have anything left to prove on this internet forum. The truth is I've found a higher calling in life, and as the days go by... clutchfans lately is really only a place that I go to to discuss football. Everything in the hangout has become some sort of amateur comedy hour. The more snark the better. Yes, I understand that I'm a big part of why that is. There was a time that I needed this board for validation, but it just isn't the case anymore. I know a lot of people here want to take shots at me, and honestly with some of the things I've said on this board I do deserve it. I've made life long friends here, gotten job offers here, and yes... fell in puppy love here, but it was all necessary. I experienced "normal" human interaction through this forum many times growing up. People don't need to understand my life to relate to wanting to feel accepted. I needed to feel that growing up. I guess I'm just not that angry anymore. I still hate plenty of things but perspective is shifting to the needs of others. Maybe it isn't just Ronny that is played out, maybe it is this forum in general. I feel no need to sit here and prove that I'm #1 ******* to be reckoned with. Take my green dots, give them to Carl Herrera or somebody else who needs that validation now. I'm content to let it all slide.
I would call it morbidly obese, unless the girl in question is close to 6'6. Waiting for you to bring the heat or provide a cultural trademark of your own, instead of being you and sucking the fun out of this thread. Don't fear trying so much.
I guess the organic characteristics of the bear could help if he drops a deuce before he pours the coke on your lawn.
Leave it to poindexter to bust out a sincere, emo essay when sarcasm and humor were all that's required. Everything in life isn't about proving something; there's something called love of the game. Guys like me, MJ, Kobe might appear to have a chip on our shoulder but the truth is we only do what we love. And we demand the best from it. This is something you don't seem to grasp because the internet is your reality - it has shaped and defined who you are as a person. There's nothing wrong with that, but accept that not everything is about having a schtick or getting validation. Then you will truly be on your way to becoming a man. Laughter is life. Don't think that has to change because you've moved out of your basement.
