Vaskning

Where Steve Jobs left off, I have to continue.

As part of my messiah like vision to shine light into the darkness, to share with the unshareble, I'm going to share the magic of vaskning. During this internet age of planking, Vaskning is a process where you order an expensive bottle of champagne and instead of spraying it onto people or drinking it, you pour it into the sink. It's an ostentatious display of status and power, and if you don't find that funny, then you're a nerd.

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As you can see, it's very cool, very stylish, and very sexy.

Please share your own cultural traditions.

 

You should look into the art of trying, instead of whining about everything due to the anticipation of failure.

And kids,

You can vask with anything, it doesn't have to be champagne. Americanize it. Coke bottles, dr pepper, sprite, just pour it out of your window onto your lawn. Liberate yourself.

 

None of your own cultural traditions to share?... I guess +1 is about as cultural as it gets.

 

Oh my god. Sometimes I wish I could punch you guys in the face. If only you knew how angry I was, then you would be scared. Darren McFadden is the best running back of all time. You fools don't know who you are messing with, my rep is longer than your dick. My metaphorical dick is longer than my real dick, which I don't use anyways. You are so ****ing ignorant. How dare you troll on my board, that I have been a member on for 15 ****ing years. I met my wife on here. That's how ****ing close I am to this board. I lost my virginity to my wife because I'm a good Christian. LOOK AT ALL THESE WORDS I AM TYPING, IT GOES TO SHOW HOW INTELLIGENT AND RATIONAL I AM LADIES. Donny back me up, let's do a ****ing zerg rush on this n00b. I'm gonna ****in explode.



With great vitriol,

MoesTavern21

 

Idiocy is a subjective issue. Many people view those with gas guzzling SUV's as idiots. Many people view dancing as an idiotic waste of energy. There are health freaks who view drinking any form of alcohol or smoking as idiotic. There are tribes in Africa that view the internet as idiotic, and they are perfectly content without any prescription medications. There are small people in China who view paying 250% for first class on a plane as idiotic, when they are perfectly comparable in coach.

This life is a subjective one my friend.

So yes, it's a waste. But unmeasurable waste is what defines luxury.