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Pleasurebots: Cheating or Masturbation?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by The Captain, Oct 6, 2011.

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Cheating or Masturbation?

  1. Sarah Palin

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  2. Masturbation

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  3. Cheating!

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  1. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    Well?

    Masturbation: The stimulation or manipulation of one's own genitals, especially to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.



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    (to be more specific, I'm talking about self-masturbation, not the stimulation of another person)

    aw, nuts- i misspelled Masturbation. Moran.
     
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  2. ItsMyFault

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    I voted Sarah Palin.

    Was I wrong?
     
  3. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    IT'S A TARP!
     
  4. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet
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    Depends. If you are just using the bot to get your rocks off, then masturbation. If you develop feelings for the bot, then cheating. I just took this thread way too seriously. :(
     
  5. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    Ah, so you're saying that it's on you.

    So, by that token, it's not cheating if you have sex with a prostitute that you don't care about?

    Or if you fall in love with your hand, is that cheating too?
     
  6. sinobball

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    what does sarah palin mean?
     
  7. DaDakota

    DaDakota Fight Facism
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    That Bot is too old for Kam.

    DD
     
  8. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Jeez Xero! Back off! It's not like we're talking about something like a pillow...




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    :grin:
     
  9. Maximus

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    I't would all even out when the market calls for male bots with vibrating dildos of any requested size attached get out to women who complain about their men cheating with fem bots.

    Think of the roman days when they owned sex slaves and had sex with them if their spouse was gone for a certain period of time. One day you and your SO will have your personal sex bots.
     
  10. juicystream

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    If my pleasurebot, looks like that, what do I need a woman for? The pleasurebot will never age, will never b**** at me, and sex will be on my schedule.

    Can it make me a sandwich though?
     
  11. Carl Herrera

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    Mal. Guy killed me, Mal. Killed me with a sword. How weird is that?
     
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  12. DaDakota

    DaDakota Fight Facism
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    OOOOH......Brown coat...post....Carl, be careful there, I might have to start liking you with posts like this........

    Mr. Universe - you will be missed.

    DD
     
  13. Maximus

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    But she also won't feel anything when you find her in bed with all of us.
     
  14. finalsbound

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    sweet! (unless the bot's a republican, then eww :()
     
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  16. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    [​IMG]
     
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    That's on pleasurebot2.0
     
  18. SwoLy-D

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    Digital probing? :confused: Pleasuring? Etc.?

    The term "masturbation" is already talking about doing an action to yourself... you don't need to say "self-"... no need to explain that one. You never "masturbate" someone else... just like you never "suicide" someone else. :p

    dictionary.com - isn't widely accepted as the authority on words...
    http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/masturbation is.
     
  19. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    Eh, #2 here says differently. For the contrarians: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/masturbation
     
  20. SwoLy-D

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    ^ I know NOW. :confused: seems confusing that M-W and that site don't agree. What to do... what to do... if we only had ONE that was the most established and most proper one...? ;)
     

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