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If you were a drug addict......

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Bandwagoner, Sep 30, 2011.

  1. javal_lon

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    Extra strength Tylenol PM
     
  2. Dubious

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    I think the quote from Boardwalk about heroin was:

    "It's like drinking 1000 bottles of whiskey while some licks you t***."
     
  3. Lil Pun

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    Single Malt scotch.

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  6. Beavis

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    GHB no doubt. I have an addiction and thats sex/masterbating. The best drug to enhance it is ghb. Just not to much or you pass out. It feels so close to some kinds of X that I guess I should say both. But for antiaging benefits,Id have to go with G. Unlike blow or roids,it actually makes your balls bigger because it stimulates high levels of hgh naturally. Doctors know this but its a secret.
     
  7. Beavis

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    theres only one big problem about G, is that even though it makes sex feel better,and helps you sleep, I cannot "finish" while on it. It can make me go for hours, the ladies love it, but I have to try really really hard to finish.And when I cant finish, sometimes the girls think I have a health problem and they dump me.

    Since then I got married, and my wife made me get rid of it all. So now when she leaves for work, thats when I play by myself but now since I dont do drugs I load up on about 3-4 cokes/dr peppers all at once chugging them ,to get a caffiene rush and turn the music up full blast and watch my favorite movies for a few hours. And when I saw movies, Im not talking rated pg. She has no idea yet that I have a party 4 days a week while shes gone. Shes getting suspicous though. She sees 4 cokes in the refrigerator every morning,then when shes home they are gone. And the next morning they are back,then gone. Now today Im getting a coffee maker for the first time in years and she just started her job.Shes never seen me drink coffee or thiis many cokes every day.Plus I dont drink them when shes home. Plus weve only had sex twice in 2 months since shes started her job. I hope she doesnt put it together,that coffee maker+cokes+no sex with her = Im having asexual orgies with myself jacked on caffiene every day while shes gone.

    I guess you could say, that my addicted drug of choice now is caffiene
     
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    I'd Sniff Glue

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  9. Jontro

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    Is that what PCP is? My bad. I think I heard it last from a Dave Chappelle stand up.

    Do excuse my ignorance.
     

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