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The Mansion Gentleman's Club

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by El Hitman, Sep 10, 2011.

  1. Kim

    Kim Member

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    Why don't you just go to the club? You don't need his approval or personal communication with you, right? Just go and have fun and try to avoid the crabs.
     
  2. Prince

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    you're good Hitman... congrats... I will drop by.
     
  3. astros99

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    got a few special requests, and im 20 as well lol, but earlier in the thread he said he might make a few exceptions
     
  4. Relentless

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    I smell a Narc.

    When's the CF meetup?
     
  5. Prince

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    any testimonials?
     
  6. McNultyisDrunk

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    Sorry fellas, but I was at el mansion around six earlier tonight and was informed by John, the owner, that hitman is no longer gainfully employed at this fine establishment. The place is really nice but was empty with no talent except for the bartender. It won't last very long at this rate.
     
  7. AroundTheWorld

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    Well, that was fast...didn't Hitman make it seem like he is one of the owners? :confused:
     
  8. tmoney1101

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  9. McNultyisDrunk

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    It sounded like hitman was a manager, not an owner. No boats nor hoes were present. Sorry to the 20 year old kid; you're not getting in. :(
     
  10. IBTL

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    well to be fair you did go at 6PM.

    I am el hitmans manager and reports of his death are GREATLY EXAGGERATED. The boats and the HOS are experiencing technical difficulties at this time, as does often happen with seafaring vessels. The party has already moved, and you are one step behind.

    El hitman is currently dining with mexican industrialists, I can assure things are under control. He has not fully established anchor point ( or is it anchor baby?) for the next round of boats and hos.. Please be patient, you will be amazed.

    I can assure you el hitman has it under control, and his fingers smell like immigrant poon-tang right now. stay tuned

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  11. codell

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    I am sure we'll here from him soon about how he is going to open up a new club on South Main called Boats and Badgers and how it's going to change the Strip Club business. :)
     
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  12. vlaurelio

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    or badgers & doritos
     
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  14. ascaptjack

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    Why would you go to a strip club at 6 pm? No wonder the place was empty.
     
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    Strip club at 6pm?!?

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  16. Kim

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  17. rocketsjudoka

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    Did you ask for "El Hitman" and / or "Hellboy"?
     
  18. El Hitman

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    No...****ing Johny the owner screwed us. We are now in the process of suing his ass.
     
  19. El Hitman

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    He lead us to believe all along that he would let us do things our way and manage his club the way we know will be successful...and when we opened he breaks ties with my best friend (part owner) and tries to make me turn on him. Of course I'm not gonna sell him out, if he burned him imagine what he's gonna do to me. Naturally I'm freakin pissed. He thinks we need him...we don't. We have other investors. I took up Teaser's in Katy on their job offer, and if all goes well I start in a week. I'm sick and tired of idiot owner's thinking they're smarter than us. We wasted our time for the past 6 months, and now he wants to run the show like he knows everything. Fcku em. I'm just gonna keep doing my thing, like I always do. After all I don't need a strip club for my boats and ho's...I can just have them here at home. I'll keep you guys posted on any updates.

    Oh and I had a couple of you guys show up last week. Hahahah. Shots of 151 or what? You ain't down!!! We got TRASHED!!!!
     
  20. McNultyisDrunk

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    So you've never been to Men's Club 4-7 happy hour back in the day or Treasures right after work? Those places are always packed.
     

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